TRANSFORMERS: RISE OF THE BEASTS Movie Review **SPOILER ALERT**

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Gay homosexuals Nick and Joseph spoil Transformers: Rise of the Beasts – a 2023 American science fiction action film directed by Steven Caple Jr. from a screenplay by Joby Harold, Darnell Metayer, Josh Peters, Erich Hoeber, and Jon Hoeber.

Premise: During the ’90s, a new faction of Transformers – the Maximals – join the Autobots as allies in the battle for Earth.

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Cast:
Anthony Ramos as Noah Diaz
Dominique Fishback as Elena Wallace
Luna Lauren Vélez as Breanna Diaz
Tobe Nwigwe as Reek
Dean Scott Vazquez as Kris Dias
Michael Kelly
Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime
Pete Davidson as Mirage
Liza Koshy as Arcee
Cristo Fernández as Wheeljack
John DiMaggio as Stratosphere
Ron Perlman as Optimus Primal
Michelle Yeoh as Airazor
David Sobolov as Rhinox
Tongayi Chirisa as Cheetor
Peter Dinklage as Scourge
David Sobolov as Battletrap
Michaela Jaé Rodriguez as Nightbird
John DiMaggio as Transit
Colman Domingo as Unicron

Cinematography by Enrique Chediak

Edited by Joel Negron and William Goldenberg

Music by Jongnic Bontemps

Keywords: ending explained, reaction video, trailer, Hasbro, Michael Bay, Autobots, Bumblebee, Maximals, Terrorcons, Paramount Pictures, SWV, LL Cool J, The Notorious BIG, Diggable Planets, Poetic Justice

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49 thoughts on “TRANSFORMERS: RISE OF THE BEASTS Movie Review **SPOILER ALERT**”

  1. ***nerd fact***I believe the transformers all were able to arrive on Earth via The Sky Bridge. "But Optimus doesn't know this monkey" you guys are the highlight to my day

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  4. Ouch! This review stings. Nick looks annoyed he can't get that time back and Joseph is giving the poster points. Loved the critique, as usual, gentlemen. 😊

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  7. I really don't mind the ridiculous fantasy driven stories like Transformers or Star Wars, which at times are a lot of fun, but im really over the "We have to find a thing to get the other thing so we can stop another thing" plot lines.

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  9. I loved Transformers as a kid too and Michael Bay just completely murdered that love. Really wish we could be able to sue him and people like Colin Trevorrow for killing our happy childhood memories like this. Anyway thanks for the wonderfully entertaining and informative review as always, gentlemen! Enjoy the rest of your week!

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  27. This film was visually incredibly stunning but the plot/story was a mess and the dialogue was terrible and film was all over the place and it contradicts itself multiple times and the film segways it’s self in unrealistic ways that make no sense…
    it was an absolute amazing beautiful looking pile of crap.

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  31. Your comments 'walked' me along an 'atmospheric' feel, that the screenplay was trying to achieve, but failing at every (predictable!) point! Oh why?! 🤣"It's the Dial of Destiny"…interactive solutions at a touristic hotspot!

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  49. Thanks for your time and effort in watching (enduring) and reviewing this "movie" (?). I am flying home from Boise tomorrow a.m. and definitely would NOT watch this if it was available!!! Like Nick said… I'd rather listen to music! 😅🤣😂

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