Bill rambles about nerds ruining the world, how to live near a prison, and California.
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00:00 – Thursday Afternoon Podcast
34:18 – Thursday Afternoon Throwback 9-5-16 – Bill rambles about bringing food to a party, parties, and hecklers.
01:44:00 – Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks – Week 1
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Anyone else get a content warning??? 😂😂😂 SOFTTTTTT
DEFINITELY a favorite of mine…so hilarious. I don't know why this podcast doesn't just…BLOW UP ALREADY?!?!? Maybe he offends too many whiners…
I'm listening to you over the internet. Did you think this was a telegraph? No, dude, It's the internet.
they're not nerds, they're experts!!! TRUST THEM!!! (lol)
Steve Jobs? Walking on eggshells musk?
KC eeked one out!😅 Go Dolphins!
Thank-you for continuing to upload these so regularly. Listening to your rants does more for me therapeutically than any doctor ever has. No amount of Seroquel and Lithium can recreate this.
I too wanted the ravens to win, but naturally the chiefs by a toe won the game. Stupidity is rampant in the nfl.
Full tilt from the start and I am only 9 mins in. 😂
Bill Burr: "I need to end this rage. I just smile the anger away now. Old man Billy is a better man"
Also Bill Burr: RAGE PODCAST
LEGEND!!!!!
Hey! What's going on? Hawayyaaaa?
The longest title ever.
The best opening rant ever!
Love a bill burr rant 👌
I am a nerd. You are the change in my pcokets Billy.
You should talk to the new wave of comics like it is age they all sensitive af with the heckling
Im so confused on the format of this pod. Bills hilarious, just curious why hes saying big papi is retiring in 2024. Anyone care to enlighten me?
I lost my shit for the first time in like three months today… Trying out the smile and breathing exercise
I wonder if Bill realizes he becomes one of the nerdiest people alive whenever he rambles about sports? 😂
No Bill, keep talking; keep ranting; keep making us laugh with your shit jokes and break-a-leg at that show in the cave!!!
😂 To link OCEANS and PROSTITUTES 😂
PG and E has poles falling down in my neighborhood, Their Lady C.E.O went on Jim Crammer mad money a few months ago. She did a dog and pony show so just out of bankruptcy, again. PG and E now pays a 1 cent dividend. Dividends and Buybacks have gutted most U.S.A co
Nice I live in Tehachapi- always wondered if you ever flew around here. It's awesome living out in the middle of nowhere once your past a certain age haha.
Uber driver. Love it. 👍
I AGREE WITH YOU ON NERDS.
The sleaziest.
We're close to WWIII because of nerds.
And they should definitely leave the oceans alone, and Pluto.
Wasnt bill sober now?
1:01:45 god dam it, his ad reads used to be so god dam funny lmao, reads an ad then immediately says: "guys, i dont believe in this" lol
Drugs really matter… think about it… without drugs there would be no reason to imprison most ppl… and who spreads drugs around… just… realize how important doing drugs is when ppl are in jail for it but others still do it… and now you're dumber for reading this… because… why not… only gotta do drugs to read yt comments often enough to see this… I'm kidding… of course this comment CANT make you dumb… how do you feel about that
1) get the nfl package 2) hit the gym
Holy shit! Nia, hide the cutlery, Bill needs AA batteries for the remote and all he can find are AAA's.
Am glad Ol Billy boy has a firm grasp on how low the Super Bowl ranks on the totem pole compared to other sports worldwide. It's not even close
Hitler didn’t have blonde hair & blue eyes
Starting off hard. 😂 I'm dying. Why did I decide this was my bedtime story?
"Sociopaths and nerds, those are the two groups of people ruining the world. Specifically nerds, sociopaths are just sociopaths, but they nerd inventions" – Bill Burr 2024
This is def old fashioned un-hinged Billy needs his happy pills
So true!
Literally the best channel on youtube
Is this old recording? why is Bill Burr talking about old f1 season?
So glad to see the picks back!!
I wonder how good for the environment all the planes you take to travel and the helicopter you fly is?
bill loves giving his money to apple and then whining about it
❤ I use you as a sleep ramble sometimes, thanks 😅
I'm surprised Burr wears one of those expensive watches. Walking around with the value of a poorman's house on your wrist seems like something he would be paranoid about.
Bill i’m korean and i love your comedy. my dream is to watch your show live 😀
❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊