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I hope everyone enjoyed the Christmas/Hanukkah season, but a new year means more Sportsball to be shoved down our throats. We had Wednesday games. We had Saturday games. We had a bunch of unsightly football, but all football is to be cherished in the grand scheme of things. A good bit has been settled, but there are still a few questions remaining.
One more week to go. Buckle up, kids: This is going to be a bumpy ride.
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I just need Bo Pix to show up one more time, so my Dolphins can sneak into the postseason. (Assuming we win, of course. Which I can’t lol) whether we would lose in the first round or not is irrelevant, we just need a shot lol
White Sox not getting lolcow of the year is a generational snub. Unbelievable
white sox absolutely robbed for lolcow of the year
14:13 "oh my god! They've killed Kenny! You bastards!"
I love this classic South Park reference. Goes perfect with the name obviously😂
Tree about to go into a depression when talking about his own team. Wildflower should give him some happy pills.
Wait Greg Gumbel died? Damn I honestly had no idea. And I guess I was so used to seeing what he looked like decades ago that I didn't even realize how old he truly is. Although I'd still say nowadays he would have died kind of young being in his 70s. My mom is 76 and she doesn't show any signs of dying anytime soon
14:13 I thought you were dead
South Park my death was greatly overexerted
The 'rare payout' thing cost the farm very little, and they'll happily do it again! They got great publicity. Insurance companies exist to underwrite that stuff. You tell them the contest and some info they need to calculate the odds and the payout, and they're like "okay, $1 million and we estimate it's about 50,000:1 odds, we'll charge you $500 to insure it." The business doesn't care because they'd rather pay $500 than have a possible $1 million loss, and the insurance company loves it because infinity $1 million contests at better than 2000:1 odds where they get $500 each time are house money.
Blow Dix
Can I nominate Alex Meruelo for lolcow of the year?
The fact Mike vrabel was fired has to be the most titan thing of all time
The NY Giants definitely should have been a contender for yearly low cow. Letting S Barkley go to a division rival and rush for 2k yards plus the most hilarious 2 pt fail in history. 5 pts get some superglue for that plunger on his head!
TREE…best recap of the NFL in the business. And far more watchable than the slop player each week. The last few years the NFL has become unwatchable. I hate NE with the best of them but at least when they were winning super Bowls it was when the league was good. KC is trouncing the League when it literally is at a 1970s nadir. I'd check out entirely now if it wasn't for your fantastic coverage.
Hey, the Jets as LOL Cow could be a good thing. Note Dame won it after the game vs NIU was all the motivation they needed to be in the semi for the champ. So hold out hope Jets, your only 20 players away from making the playoffs!
That Steelers game was so ugh, Steelers are so ugly
Naaaah broooo no way you can blame that on Murray. The football gods were not in his favor. Threw a fckin BULLET!!! Elite sniper
Chicago host of two lolcow of the year nominees. What an honor.
I was expecting Tree to be a lot harder on the Giants for ruining their tank. Instead, he shredded the Colts just as much as Drew Lock did on Sunday.
At this point, the Colts and embarrassing losses at the end of the season go together like PB&J.
Iowa State appearance in a UT video. ROLL CLONES
Omg they killed Kenny is still top tier meme
Being a Colts fan is pain. We haven't been a playoff contender in years. We need to blow everything up, fire everyone, and start over again because what we're doing now hasn't worked since the days of Peyton Manning.
WHERES IM CALING BOTH GAMES
Annie Agar to Mike Tomlin: "Get out, Nine-Win Hue Jackson!" Not even Tree has been this savage.
9:35 welp. There's always next year, right?
15:58 Dammit Colts! First, Andrew Luck and now Pat?
The 7th seed in the AFC is in the hands of Carson Wentz.
"The modern equivalent of Joker 2"
Aaron Rodgers became the most sacked quarterback in NFL history, threw an interception, and got flagged for unnecessary roughness. In the span of two plays.
And then, this week he said his time with the Jets was "the best two years of my life."
9:35 “Shouldn’t have lost to the GIANTS”.
WRRONG! You mean the Rams because that was our other competitor for the playoffs in the NFC West.
What's the source of the playoff bound robots?
LOLCOW OF THE YEAR TRUE WINNER…..CHICAGO SPORTS
Jets fired salah because he was Lebanese
Change my mind
Tank Bowl will always be my favorite 😂😂
13:52 me
How did the White Sox not win! (lose) I dont think people understand how special that is. We will probably never see a season as bad as the 2024 White Sox. I dont think there is any other sport in the world where you can see your team take the field 121 times of the year and lose. We see the butt fumbling Jets almost every season.
I didn't know about Greg Gumbel 😢
For the Redskins, this is their first road playoff game since 2007. They have lost five playoff games in a row, the last three being home games and the two road losses both in Seattle. Their last playoff win was in Tampa Bay in 2005 when they were led by Mark Brunell making a career comeback after the Jaguars potential dynasty floundered. They may play in Tampa again, or in Los Angeles or Philadelphia. Against the Bucs they are 1-1 in the playoffs, both games in Tampa and in both games neither team managed to score 20 points or more. Against the Rams they are 2-1, with their one loss being their only trip to Los Angeles in the postseason ever, a 19-10 loss back in 1974. They have played the Eagles only once in the playoffs, on the road in 1990, and defeated them 20-6.
Rip my Falcons 😢
Tree will continually rip on a rookie QB that is outplaying his current QB this year and with basically the same team his current QB had last year. But ya know, funny pun
FUN FACT: The play being called at the end of the video by Greg Gumbel was the longest play in NFL history, a 109 yard return touchdown. FUNNER FACT: The Vikings won that game 35-17, largely in part to another record being set by Adrian Peterson having 296 rushing yards
25:16 As a fan of a division rival in the 561, I am pleased. Palm Beach County is full of transplants anyway, both in origin and in loyalty to other sports franchises. Especially fans of the entire AFC East. From Pats fans to Bills Mafia. Even though my Dolphins are circling the drain of elimination, there is one good thing: They are not the New York Jets!
And so the Steelers come second in their division yet again 😂
Oh well, let’s tame some kitties 😈