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All the generational plays at once. Death-defying feats of strength and cunning mixed in with mind-numbing idiocy. Every Garrett Wilson matched by a Malachi Corley. Every Detroit Lions equaled by a Nick Sirianni. And then there’s the Seahawks. And the Saints.
Good gravy, look at all of these memes to get to. This one took a while. There’s just so much to get to. Let’s dig on in.
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My voice is as congested as an all-out blitz by Brian Flores. Gotta love it.
the tank rolls on! go pats
Chiefs will suffer the same fate as the 2007 Patriots.
CALLING BOTH GAMES
I dont believe I've seen a faster lolcow of the week
Thank you I really needed this after what has happened its nice to listen to sports stuff and take my mind off things
If I had a nickel for every time the Jets beat the Strouds after scoring exactly 0 points in the first half, I'd have as many nickels as if I had one for every night game this week in which an AFC South road team took a 7-0 lead in the 2nd quarter and kept it until halftime, only to lose 21-13 to a team whose quarterback has played on the Jets and in the NFC North.
I wouldn't have expected Bo Nix to beat the Ravens if Perna's curse wheel didn't pick them
Have I ever mentioned I hate the NFL's overtime rules?
If not for that early idiot on Thursday night, Jerry-boy earns Lolcow for that smooth brained trade
Hey…I like unforced turnovers and fuckups!
As a Dolphins fan I’m in hockey season
That was the worst Vikings-Colts game since the last Vikings-Colts game.
That Portal track is one of the most unsettling game OST tracks ever made
Did not expect a night of the long knives reference in this vid
As a saints fan I feel more defeated then ever
1:01 good lord
25:20 i know its matt stafford and everything but thats an insane fucking throw and i need everyone to acknowledge that
I love how the "spooky scary" segment immediately died when Malachi Corley did his massive DeSean Jackson esque faux pas. Just hilarious.
chargers have the 3rd best defense of any team in the last 15 years and all he does is talk about winston. So vocal when talking shit on us but if we win you just dont say anything.
Love the spooky It Came from MetLife 😂
8:56 time is a flat circle. This Cowboys team reminds me of the 2014 Chicago Bears. Just pay the QB the highest contract, Super Bowl hopes despite letting go of defense main stays while pay their top offensive players while their top corner needs to get paid.
Just waiting for the OC to “anonymously” throw Dak under the bus
Summed up the Bears pretty well in that summary of the game. I hate this franchise and I hate that I am so dedicated to seeing them succeed someday.
18:43 oh hella cheap. “We gave him a five-year contract. We cannot have him not at least play half of it!!!”
Do you wanna know where the Bears ineptitude started? Do you wanna know when they started losing their leads when it came to being the franchise with the most wins and the most this and the most that?
Look no further than George “I’m going to abuse my mother’s maiden name” McCaskey!!! He took over as chairman for the Bears and first move was to fire Lovie.
George “he ain’t no Halas” McCaskey
I’M CALLING BOTH GAMES!
Las Vegas here, there are no Raider fans here. Even their Oakland fans don't bother to make the trip anymore
I wouldn’t blame Nick much for the eagles game. One the 2 pointer actually did go in but the refs didn’t see it and two the fumble with 7 points was actually saquon being down and ofc the refs didn’t see it. If anything the refs tried to screw us more
Jameis should have thrown like 5 picks to the Ravens.. just saying.
im calling both games is back. thank you <3
"Drake Maye pulls magic beans out of his ass to bring this game to overtime. Unfortunately for him, there were only a finite amount in there." 😅😂😅😂😅😂
"chomp, chomp, chomp 🤣 All spoken as a true Steelers fan. Im worried about the commies, I'm not sure we can survive on pure coaching and management alone. Yes, the D is solid, and getting stronger. But points are at a premium.
As a browns fan I rather watch Winston sling interceptions than watson. At least I can laugh again
Hey, dak being hurt lets us see cooper again. Hoping it’s like last time 🙏🏻 the good news is i never had hope in dak
OMG the AFC East…if this was 10 years ago; the Patriots would be at the top but now it is Buffalo.
A little disappointed I didn’t hear the deep voice oh my god when Carry on My Mayeword Son ran around for 12 seconds and threw a touchdown
hmm maybe AR wasnt the the only problem all along tree
AND I URINATINGTREE OF THE PITTSBURGHTH STEELERS AND STEELERS NATION
Why was Allen allowed to stay for so long? 😂😂
I'm starting to wonder if Derek Carr is going through something. He's better than this. The raiders did him wrong. Then again the saints had Dennis Allen as their coach and I don't even know why they thought that was a good idea when he was so terrible with the raiders a decade earlier.
I hope the 49ers come back from their bye week strong
9:20 and… Dak is getting season ending surgery.
Too bad you don't have time for a Days of Our Steelers style series with the Cowboys because DALLAS is too perfect of a show to not riff.
the LOLCOWs are the folks that bought into Joe Flacco last year when he was turning the ball over at an unprecedented clip and expected an even older Flacco to be better than last season. Foolish.
21:50 – Or you know, pull a Nathaniel Hackett, albeit nowhere as bad since it wasn't an issue of time management. Still boggles the mind though.
13:35 – That almost transcends Lolcow of the Week. Losing a game with an almost overwhelming advantage like that? I think that almost qualifies for Lolcow of the SEASON.
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