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https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/12yz33h/sold/
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don’t always put a positive spin on humanshumanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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Lol I love how everyone is ignoring that in the second story humanity basically got exclusive rights to a weapon which bypasses the primary defences of all other potentially hostile powers. Its like if cuba showed up in 1940 with nuclear shells for battleships to sell to the US.
I’m surprised their reactions weren’t more enthusiastic and terrifying.
I'm just a little curious how sensitive clouds would decide to go to weapon manufacturing considering some of the waste products produced and concussive forces involved. Mind you if they only switched to weapons after they made it to space then it makes some sense.
Wow. Im back after awhile here,. I always thought your voice was An amazing TTS.
I like these stories. Very clever concepts.
Greetings Mentlegent
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Story 1: And we will deprive you of the other basic elements of life, as well.
Story 2: Fire when ready, Gridley!
Story 2: "Simple and overkill."
This is the way to a human's heart.
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
story1 I'm allittle dissapointed that i have no idea what that thing is. But that is probably the author's intention.
I like the new format. I am enjoying seeing what you look like and your acting. But I do miss the aquarium and wreaked star ships. It would be a nice throw back from time time to time to show off your GMO GlofFsh from time to time.
in the second story you said "as well as Captain Steele of the United Defense Division " its "United Science Division"
Bravo Sir!
I love that you are so animated when reading the stories. It really adds to the telling 😀
Thank you for the reading
Happy cloud friends make amazing machines of death, while these humans can make any sky rain blood😂
Less specs and more boom. Yep that will do it.
😂
I was not expecting war to be the end result of the first story!
Why would the officer salute the sales alien?
For the algorithm
Specs are theoretical, boom demonstrates reality
Do they made a rpg
Alien sales: We made a new weapon!
Human: Really? Cool let's see it!
Alien: (Fires weapon, destroys half a moon) Cool huh?
Human: Weellll, the other half is still there so………. More boom maybe?
I've been listening to your story reads as the algorithm gives them to me, but this is the first time I've seen one with your face…. And you look exactly how I pictured you. Like, to a creepy level of exact. Except I imagined you with a top hat and monical. But otherwise I was dead on. Wierd.
The first story desperately needs a follow up.
Second story: Sentient cotton candies give humanity big boom an they befriend them immediately.
WE DO NOT CARE HOW IT BLOWS THINGS UP, ONLY THAT IT DOES