Welcome back to the Mario Kart Ultimate Roster Reveal series where I take a deep dive into the lore of the Mario Universe and talk about characters who I think could work in Mario Kart!
I hope you guys enjoyed the song and the video as a whole! I put a lot of work and many hours into this one so I’m really hoping that y’all vibe with it.
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FULL PLAYLIST:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLi-nCBN_2WOas3zmV-D1sMhnKVIgwodHJ
Stoney Brook on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/1NTE5T1mnUACctGqONQx3t?si=hJG-3gh5SA22aZ9SE3FVIw
Huddy on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/19lXZd9s7dtxja0zH6B4rp?si=4UTc_bERRpuEYBwWGQwIdA
Ted Davies and Friends on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/1V5DK9k3NtKIxIbyMXRDjL?si=YKudgBM0RsWfnSHjfqW8Dw
Ted Davies on Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/1xGM3E2UyTR0BKMzkzJFIN?si=WTxeRFrkQNi40zm9zte1XQ
My Clientele – Lyrics:
Verse 1
Donk is my city
All of my bunnies they wanna get wit’ me
Running the block with the stick it get iffy
Got my top spinnin’, makin’ me dizzy
This shit is brutal
Eatin’ you up like a strudel
Drawin’ my lines like a doodle
Timing is crucial
Aimin’ the glock at your noodle that’s
Why you don’t fuck with the Broodals
Bitch I am the Topper
Showstopper
Cleaning up italians I’m calling up a mopper
Stackin’ up medallions I’m moving like a squatter
While I’m Building up battalions and taking out the fodder
Drift swift flyin’ through turns like water
Stick shift upper gear bitch don’t dodder
Spaceship floating on down like otter
Big fist furry bitch you get clobbered
Pray on your downfall, I’m a plotter
Callin’ the opps up, I’m a swatter
Locking you up Davy Jones’ Locker
Taking’ your stuff I’m a graverobber
Rango be pullin’ up with the chopper
Hariet got the bombs what a shocker
Spewin’ the pesticide like a potter
Chain Chompin’ yo ass like a Whopper
I’m moving so quiet
I’m from the dark side where you know shit stay silent
Lighting you up from the sky triple hat so you know shit stay violent
Spinnin’ in circles I’m mixing your shit up like a fluffed up spin cycle
Taking your life into of my own hands like a bow tie you dyin’
Bitch!
Verse 2
My clientele
They make hare stand from the toes up to the neck
My clientele
They make the party rock from the bottom floor to the deck
My clientele
They make the wedding ring from the cheers to the newlywed
My clientele
Always come back when your body shaped kinda like an egg
My clientele
They wanna rock, for the whole night, don’t make it stop
My clientele
They wanna bop, from the dark side, but I’m on top
My clientele
Keep it on lock, flexin’ the wrist, ice on the clock
My clientele
Facin’ the block, Rango Unchained, ain’t it a shock
If you got a problem go talk to the madame
Facing you first like my names fucking Adam
Leavin’ the earth I ascend from the stratum
Stealin’ your shit like I’m fuckin’ Alladin
Take off the top of your head like Tiara
Dumpin’ your body in Guadalajara
Takin’ the cappy up off of the bara
Keepin’ the pills in my cap like I’m pharma
Lookin’ so cute in my little green suit
She hop in my cap take her up to the moon
Bring her aboard and she hang with the brood
Baby don’t worry the party is soon
Poise under pressure I’m ruling the kingdom
Protecting my nest from the plumbers and demons
Flexin’ I don’t need a reason
Securing my clientele then I’m leavin’
Chapters:
0:00 Intro
1:18 Cappy
3:23 Glydon
4:41 Clientele – Shottyflo (ft. Topper) – Music Video
7:57 Hariet and The Broodals
10:01 Rango
11:22 IT’S MIPS
11:41 Spewart
13:08 Plessie
14:36 Outro
Footage Credits:
GeneralDrew: Super Mario Odyssey All Broodals Fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqtkr_uuqwo
Fantmx: Meeting Cappy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePjDFt2xDfk
Nintendo of America: Meet Cappy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W83b4HoPdFo
Nintendo Life: New Character Glydon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqJ9Z9UtvDA
ReBox: Can Glydon beat every Koopa Speedrunning Course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w9cA50kj3U
NintenU: Super Mario 3D World All Plessie Levels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsP0oY__wQE
VARSITY 747 (Repost): Goober
https://www.tiktok.com/@ryk_a/video/7256454146780319018?q=varsity%20747&t=1692812093656
MrGamingZone: Catching Mips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2D1xoGjviU
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Glydon huge w he’s basically nu yoshi
i was not expecting another rap
Man, Odyssey's representation in other games is really difficult to understand. They introduce all of these cool, weird looking species that you come across throughout the entire game, and the only character that's been added to stuff like Mario Kart and the sports games is Pauline, who while an absolutely nice pick, was already a pre-existing character, so it's hard for me to really count her as an Odyssey representative.
Bro…. This is sick. You didn’t even have to go this hard LMAOO. Adding that. Idc, I need that on my playlist rn FR 🔥🔥
Yo bro your content is amazing and I really don't know how you are not famous yet! I bet that in a few months you will get the appreciation you deserve! Keep up the good work!
Dude! This guy. This is a good guy.
WE ARE BACK BOIS
3:06 I WOULD KILL FOR HIM TO BE IN
Imma need an EP of all these bangers
THANKS FOR 500 SUBS! 🤯
Im so glad ur back, i cant wait for more episodes. If Blooper and Huckit Crab are in the roster i will lose my shit
yo why does that rap go so hard
Darn these raps go hard
Boo and King boo are too similar
Man am I glad I found this channel again it got lost in the algorithm and I had to scroll back two weeks in my history to find it again! This content is great so I missed it!
your so underated
nice flow shotty