This week on Christories, Chris is talking about the Spanish American War and the Annexation of Puerto Rico! Did you know that Cuba was a colony of Spain? Shout out Chrissy Columbus for discovering the America’s for Spain! But Cuba was over it and so we went in to help the babes! We also went to go help Puerto Rico! Listen to how Teddy Roosevelt got his start in the war effort and how much Chrissy D loves Puerto Rico!
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PR should be slowly strengthened throughout the years with the intention of letting it go with a chance of survival, yet still remain friendly with the US
Christories are the best! I need more!
Should have got yanis and made this episode a history hyena reunions
These are so good
And if you think about it, the Spanish American War probably led up to Gillis getting a shitty haircut for his special. Amazing!
Fact checks:
Spaniards are white people, most Latinos are some mixture of European, Indigenous, and African heritage. Rich coast is Costa Rica. Puerto is port. Franco was the Spanish Hitler.
Love these Christories btw.
Love these! 🫶
Spanish people are white europeans, kid.
WHAT MORE CAN I ASK FOR , Thank you Jesus $ 32,000 weekly profit our lord God have lifted up my life !!! , Glory to the everlasting GOD ALMIGHTY .❤️
Also known as the Fumblerooski
Can you do a history channel 😊
I would actually love to see you cover more about Puerto Rican revolutionary history, like Pedro albizu campos, I feel like you’d like the research too
I love this series so much!! Please keep it up!
I cry laughing everytime I hear “THATS ALOT OF YEEZYS”
Showing up to Chistorys more than I showed up to actual history class in high school🇺🇸
Words cannon describe how much more History I will retain if you are my internet Teacher. You’re Chrissy Internet
love the series
@ChrisDistephano Chrissy Chaos, did it again! (In Utah) Grew up high school sweetheart was Puerto Rican dated her 10 yrs and raised by Grandparents from the Mother Land!! Don’t forget Puerto Rican rice at the bbq Chrissy or everyone’s favorite uncle may stab you!! Haha j/k do you boo boo
Chrissy for President of Puerto Rico
Puerto Rico should do what Puerto Rico wants 🎉
Keep these coming! They are great.
Thank you professor!
Next do the history of the annex station perro rico
I hope you keep doing these history episodes. I love them!
Is that a real bird of paradise? If so, it looks surprisingly healthy.
It;s crazy that Chris knows all of these details but he doesn't know that the Spanish are white lol
“Boriqua Bonana” is tremendous
Ok can we get real and call this Christory class with Chrissy D ?
where the louis ck interview?
Bad Chrissy Chrissy Bunny Chrissy the Puerto Rican saviour you've done it again 🔥🔥🔥
…and Scott. 😂😂😂 Filipino here and I can confirm we have small hands.
BTW The Last Thing most puerorican want is to become a state, but to be allowed to have independent commerce. The USA has us in chains ⛓️ and taxes us like crazy for own stuff!! (JONES ACT)
WE NEED TO BE FREE!!! FREE TO PURSUIT SUCCESS BY OUR MEANS!!!
I OFFICALLY HAVE LEARNED MORE FROM CHRISSY CHAOS ABOUT HISTORY THAN MY ENTIRE TIME IN SCHOOL.
I just came home from Puerto Rico last night my mind is blown right now😆 I was going to research all the stuff I saw🤔 Chris how the fuck did you know 🤯 Thank you so much for this I love you dearly 🇵🇷❤️
Excellent history lesson, thank you
You should have yannis on, I bet you 2 would do great history videos together
Hi I got a highlighted comment last time said I’d won a prize. I was so excited. Did I? . I’m a bit retarded so I’m not sure if i replied right thanks
Love you guys ❤️
Great stuff Chris ✌🏽! I laughed my ass off 😂
Omg say CaLvary one more time
blame the Maine on Spain
Roosevelt Roads Naval Base closed down like 15 years ago Chrissy
Didn’t talk about the UFOs underwater off the coast of Puerto Rico
Didn’t really get into the brutality suffered by Puerto Ricans at the hands of the US military: hunted by packs of military dogs, shot in the square for flying the Puerto Rican flag from your house, shot in the street for “disrespecting” American soldiers
u could be one of the best history teachers in NYC history!!
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