The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2022



In 2022 pop at last slowly emerged from its post-pandemic doldrums, but that didn’t mean everything about it was happy.
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32 thoughts on “The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2022”

  1. I'm not sorry to say it, We Don't Talk About Bruno is also not a good song. It reeks of all the same LMM tropes that you mentioned with Pressure. I don't find the harmonies pleasant to listen to and the chorus is completely unsatisfying. The storytelling aspect is fun but overall it can't hold a candle to the top Disney tracks.

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  2. Meghan Trainor hit The Wall, HARD. Wait wait….a song called Victoria's Secret (which is connected with Epstein Island) is ripping off a Barney the Dinosaur song? Ohhhh lord….

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  3. Victoria's Secret and Made you look are just the worst. I hate it when people try to push toxicly positive bullshit onto others. I'm all about body positivity. I don't own a scale because I am recovering from an eating disorder. I know I'm not skinny I know that I don't fit beauty standards. Can people stop reminding me of that? Because all these songs do is remind me that while I might like myself others don't. I think the clip from Euphoria captures it. Let us be. all most of us want is to stop being shamed for not reaching an ideal that doesn't exist outside of photoshop, Instagram filters. etc.

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  4. I stand by this to this the day the only good version of im blue is a dubstep remix. Because it just makes the catchy but ok beat into a song and that’s the only thing that could ever save that beat. And everyone that has copied blue has sucked ass. And the reason I only like the original is because of nostalgia

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  5. Todd made a Robbie Williams Reference, i never thought he would coz you need hits in the US??????? One day my Robbie Williams – Rudebox Trainwreckord request may happen

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  6. Hey Todd I really appreciate continuing the worst list, since I don’t follow pop music I often find my favourite songs from this list. But that being said I have to ask… where’s the best list Todd?? Huh?!? Where’s the best list?!?!? It’s 2023 and I still don’t know what is objectively the best songs of last year! Release the video TODD. DO IT NOW.

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  7. I’ve been out of touch with pop music for like 2 years now. I listen to covers of/actual video game OSTs, Mongolian throat singing, Bardcore and anime OSTs because I sincerely can’t relate to whatever pop music is on about anymore.

    Thank you for confirming I made the right deicision.

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  8. I feel so liberated knowing all my least favorite songs of the year were in this list. I thought for a second that I was becoming too cynical. Nope, music just stunk this year. Thanks, Todd.

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  9. So, random tidbit of information related to the bumper / #4 entry:
    I'm from Spain, and I just learned that Gayle taped a performance of this song for TVE's New Year's Night (it's still New Year's Eve after midnight?) special. TVE is Spain's state-funded television network, and since English is not our native language, our policy with F-bombs on television is far more lax than in the US. So Gayle went with the 'Angrier' version (the one where she actually says what the F stands for at the start of the chorus), and apparently whoever had to make that call was perfectly fine with it airing.
    No idea why anyone else would care, but I just felt like sharing it. Bendiciones y buenas noches for everyone.

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  10. 'This is a beat that needs Akon or Flo Rida on it'

    While that is staggeringly accurate, there's one name that comes to mind immediately that's all that is missing from I'm Good to make it PEAK late-2000s EDM pop banger.

    Pitbull.

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  11. "ABCDEFU" sounds like some nonsense you would boredly fuck around typing in the middle or start of a paper on a word processor because you can't think of anything else to write and then delete it.

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