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Chapters:
0:00 Intro
1:01 Czerka’s Rise
9:24 Sith Alliance
11:46 Tatooine
17:14 Kashyyyk
24:06 The Restoration Project
31:56 Decline and Rebrand
35:10 Arms Dealing
39:31 Outro
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My capitalist goats
Who is this narrator? Hard pass no thank you
Pointing out the deep evil of Blackrock? General Geetsly, you are a BOLD one!
Fantastic narrative, Neil👏🏿
Bastardry is a real word
Telos ❤
When the Republic had their chance, why they did not nationalize the Czerka Corporation before their war with the Sith Empire? They had like three hundred years to do so after all.
Hahaha, if you think these guys are bad, you never played any Armored Core game
Hell yeah, screw blackrock and disney!
Tusken Raiders: Attack literally anyone
Dark-side Revan: "You picked a bad time to get lost, friend. I understand Czerka has a bounty on your little sticks…"
If it shits on Blackrock/Vanguard…I'm interested
“The local JawOZ” yo is that an AI voice or what 😂
This is not an AI voice; this is another narrator working for them. I've only heard him one other time though, earlier this year (can't remember which video it was).
Edit: I found the video in question, but I'm realizing it's a different voice entirely. So maybe it is AI and I'm just stupid. The video I was thinking of was "The Regular Joe's Guide to ‘Normal’ 9-5 Star Wars Professions – All Jobs You Could Find Yourself In."
Nothing says Christmas like evil exploitative galactic scale corporations ruining every thing they touch. Merry Christmas Geetslys 🎄
Let’s be honest we all call it evil but if we were put in charge and had access to all that power and wealth we wouldn’t change anything since we would be benefiting from it.
More videos on the mega corporations please! This one was great
If only Blackrock and Disney could fall as hard as Czerka.
Yeah, that's a perfect description.
PS: Meerta Surik is a Mary Sue from a bad novelization of KoTOR II. At least one good thing the retconning by Disney did was removing her. Always preferred Kung-Fu Jesus Exile.
These guys are partly the reason why the Tuskins are so hostile in the first place… They've never forgotten…
Is that a ChatGPT voice? Sorry, it just sounds… familiar, even the mannerism.
FYI, I’m unsubscribing if it is an AI voice.
Being a weapons manufacturer in the star wars galaxy os an ifinite money glitch. You know, for a fact, there's going to be war after war, usually involving the republic and sith. If you've been selling armed goods for 5,000 years, that's quite a bit of profit. The corparations that suplly the wars are the true winners of them
I for one would love to hear more about the corporate powers from the Clone Wars.
Another great video. Just sad about how many misspellings there was
I'm surprised Czerka didn't join the Separatists given how shady they were… along with their open support of the Sith during various Sith Wars.
Considering how insanely long they were around for, and that they didn't spend any of that time suppressed or in hiding, you could make a solid argument that they overall caused more harm than the Sith, the Yuhzaan Vong, The Empire, The First Order, The CIS, Xim the Despot's fleet, The Mandalorians, or even the Rakatan Infinite Empire. Thousands upon thousands of years of untrammelled greed and corruption.
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Hit beyond the belt Geetsly's. Even Czerka is not as bad as blackrock.
Neil: "From the beginning, Czerka was a pretty ruthless company. It used whatever tactics necessary, legal or otherwise, to overcome its competitors. And it set out to monopolize whatever it could, wherever it could."
Me: Are we sure he's talking about Czerka, not Disney? 🤔
Honestly im suprised that at their height they didn't try to outright buy the republic at its lowest
I love pretending to be a Czerka agent when I play SWTOR. I have a Stronghold with a lot of rare Czerka decorations and I also have two variations of the Crate-O-Matic. Can't wait to see this video.
Even playing KotOR I and II as a kid, it was always just right there. You'd rather do business with the Hutts or the Syndicate any day of the year than sign a contract drawn up by Czerka.
Heck, it's hard to imagine who or what I wouldn't agree to work with before signing a Czerka contract.
Good title