The Most DUMB Monster In Cold Ground Explained | Bro What Are These



In the Swiss Alps on the French Border in 1976, a fresh of out college couple who had just wrapped up studying for Journalism, the most memed on career of 2023, would go out to investigate a string of cattle mutilations. Making contact with the other researchers, they would begin their ascent up a mountain only to be met with silence. It would become rapidly apparent what they other members of the team broke contact as something began hunting them. But what exactly was causing it? Lets discuss that in todays episode!

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44 thoughts on “The Most DUMB Monster In Cold Ground Explained | Bro What Are These”

  1. To help myself crawl over the annoying oversight of the film using "bacteria" and "virus" interchangeably, I will force it in my head that they are saying it is a "virus-sized bacterium".
    Nowhere near perfect, but better than the nothing explanation the film gives.

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  2. I enjoyed the film, but honestly even all these changes Filmento mentioned were in the original release I don't believe it would have done any better at the box office.

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  3. Is it bad that I like when Papa Roanoke rages over small details in mid to high budget movies/video games? I seriously can't be the only one, it is statistically impossible.

    Please do a detailed breakdown of the Tyranids from 40k. Please Papa Roanoke, they're what happens when evolution, nuclear fission, and bad decision combined into one living being.

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  4. Yeah, I agree that they are human.
    Or hybrid human bad weasel lol.

    What do we know about them and how can we kill them. They attack at night so they are sensitive to sunlight, they communicate by sound because bats are not the best at site.

    Their skin would probably be just as delicate as ours may be a little thicker with the hair in some areas but not by much. No force multiplier is around and you’re up you’re right so pretty screwed there but yes, sharp sticks.

    But they somehow were able to take out their prey pretty quickly, so did they fly down to take out the prey? That’s the only way, you could hang by the bay and make things out of clay what do you say?

    But I would’ve left the guy there with no foot from the beginning and then built a trap for these things because it looks like there was about four or five of these little bastards or was it the number of the research team?

    And why didn’t the research team evacuate at the first sign of infection unless they had the quarantine in effect but I’m sorry, if my dude starts getting bad ears, I’m not thinking that we’re going to bring justice to Gotham. I’m getting the hell out of there and I’m taking a snow cat and going back to civilization where I can watch Roanoke, YouTube videos.

    But you had a bunch of nerds on a mountain you didn’t have Arnold Schwarzenegger, so yes, this is the outcome

    But if they were Arizona nerds, they might be alive because Arizona nerds they visit comicon just like the rest of the bifocal community, but they also bring the M-16 to the gun fight and survive. Lol.

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  5. I actually used to do the same thing at my job. I was tasked with testing for resistance towards 3rd gen cephalosporins in enterobes via PCR. I actually really enjoyed it, made me feel like an evil scientist or something

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  6. This man keeps my brain from rotting out of my ears while i do farm work❤ thank you brother.
    My pigs dont mind your voice at all! Really cute actually they will look for the source of the noise in my pocket 😂

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  7. Thank you, I now know if I should watch this or that movie. It helps me avoid scrips where, all characters make no sense, I run into these people to often in real life.
    you should get paid to watch and make movie/shows review. So how, Roanoke we agree so often,. Your, so much better than box office critic's.

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  8. Not sure if already mention but the snow on the ground is the problem more then likely as the snow is actually a good insulator. Like the permafrost of Russia the ground gets warmer because the snow on top is not being disturbed. If there are animals moving the snow around the the Arctic wind can reach the ground and keep it cold unlike when there is an undisturbed layer of snow. This is why some things like smallpox can still be found in Siberia despite the fact that it was "Eradicated".

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  9. I think another factor adding to the Mutated Human is, if it is present, whatever is causing the radioactivity that is disabling their comms. It might provide some kind of boost or catalyst to the Bacteria/Virus managing to survive and rapidly alter a person. Because what's more fun than a DNA-altering virus coming from thawing terrain than a Radioactive DNA-altering virus coming from thawing terrain?

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  10. Been taking the stuff you say in your vids and putting it to good use with the projects I’ve been working on. I think you’d enjoy some of the species I’ve created.
    Great video as always btw!

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