The Minecraft Movie Trailer Is A Crime Against Humanity



In case you hadn’t heard, a trailer for a Minecraft movie adaptation dropped recently, and the internet is kind of mad about it. Rightly so in my opinion. I do like to give these films the benefit of the doubt, but you really can’t argue with the blatantly awful vibe this teaser trailer gives off. I’d love to be proven wrong, but that seems pretty slim chance here. If you have a solid argument for why you think this trailer or movie will be good I’m all ears because it’s actually gotten me depressed with how bad this looks in my eyes. So… enjoy my pain I guess?

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44 thoughts on “The Minecraft Movie Trailer Is A Crime Against Humanity”

  1. sonic, pokemon, mario are japanese games, with a long history of anime adaptation, (dosn't count for mario) minecraft is a western Game, produced by Holywood. that may sound like a conspiracy theary, but when you sort all game adaptations by country of origin, you'll see that, Western productions, just can't figure out how to respect video games

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  2. I think a live action minecraft movie would be cooler, if it wasn’t just 5 people walking around some props in a green screen room. I just think the lighting on the characters doesn’t feel right for this sort of bright and vibrant dimension. Only a little white light is reflected onto the characters, but yet the sun is extremely vibrant and yellow-ish. What I would think would be cool if they did an into the spider verse type style with everything, like if the main characters slowly become more and more blocky and minecraft-y. I don’t know, but I also think an animated version would be cooler, again, like the spider verse movie. Going back to the live action trailer, either they could do 2 things with Steve. Either just not cast Black to play the role, or atleast make him look similar to Steve in the game. All they did was slap a blue shirt on him and told him to play Steve from Minecraft. 🥶

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  3. I honestly feel the games' lack of story could've been the movies' greatest strength. It could have been a quiet, artsy, contemplative film – just one man trying to survive in the wilderness. Newberry Medal-type stuff. But the producers blew it.

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  4. We’re having a sonic movie part two please movie companies stop making these video game movies next thing you know it’s gonna be an among us movie and a Fortnite movie and they’re gonna look utter trash like just stop STOP! in fact I’m just gonna go ahead and bleach my eyes from that sheep, why did they need to make this WHY I have too many questions

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  5. If they wanted it to be realistic with real people in minecraft…it took Dream one year to figure out how to make real people inside minecraft and interact with the game. Do a green screen, slap on some shades, and just do that. You had *10 years*.

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  6. This shouldn’t really come as a complete surprise considering which company is making it. Warner Bros. has been cancelling films left and right. It’s no wonder this survived the cracks when the CEO is out of touch.

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  7. I feel like only person who finds appeal in mob designs, sheep and llama dont look too bad for my taste, all it needed was to people be animated too
    Also I wonder if they will explain how piglin can be in overworld since in main game, they zombify there quickly, I guess in Legends spinoff thwy can be in overworld without that happening to them but movie dont seem to be based on that really, well, surely I wonder what about it will be but that it will be failure, we all can guess already

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  8. Why didn't they make the real world live action and the minecraft world fully animated? And make everything in the minecraft world look less like…that.

    They should released it 3 days earlier, that way they can say it's an april fools joke.

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  9. They could've shown that they did their research/played the game by having Jason Momoa say 'Aw man' when the Creeper was behind him. Sure, it's an old meme, but it's a big Minecraft meme that even the casual player (if even) knows.
    They really did just look up what's popular and what the characters are in that IP.
    Plus, the girl saying 'he's such a toolbag' to Steve, that made me already dislike that character. I'm not someone who plays Minecraft often (years ago by between each time I open up the game), but that felt disrespectful to the character of Steve. And I think they says A LOT about who wrote this.

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  10. 2 things about the piglings
    1. why are they becoming zombie piglings in the overworld
    2. they look like play dough to me it's just not good (the ghasts are worse imo)
    edit one more thing
    WTH is the "sword"? the piglings are holding??? is it even a sword?

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  11. i think my biggest fear is that the conflict will be a human problem (conflict), like problem that isn’t related to minecraft at all. like in toy story its focused on the toys and their toy problems like being forgotten or not played with, and this film looks like it’ll be some external real world conflict rather than a minecraft problem like them being misfits then learning who they are or some rubbish like that rather than like idk the overworld blowing up or sumthin

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  12. I am amazed that MY impression of this trailer

    is almost the exact opposite of the 99,99% of the so-called "reaction" videos I have seen.

    A 50-50 is to be expected. But EVERYWHERE?

    "lo0kS tErRibLe" "ShEep uGlY" "bOrDer LanDS" "s0meThiNg st0ry mOdE" "uGLy SoNic aGaiN" "whY liVe aCtiOn"

    Sure, I didn't like everything about it.

    Some stuff could be better and/or changed.

    And they should go with animation instead.

    But I do like MOST of the stuff i saw in the trailer.

    Strange that all vids include the goofy pink sheep, but ignore the rest of the visuals in the trailer.

    The trailer is not for pink_sheep. PNG: the movie

    Why does everyone hate that sheep anyway?

    Did it kidnap your family or something?

    Goofy animal in

    Goat simulator ✅

    Minecraft movie ❌
    God forbid a MC movie had a goofy animal in it.
    FFS WHY?

    Why all the hate? Why all this negativity?

    All I'm asking for is ONE single fucking reaction video,

    that is SOMEWHAT positive about it.

    Where are the "I like this" Videos?

    Or "Looks promising" videos?

    Even a "OK i guess" would be better.

    Are people getting paid to hate this trailer?

    If so, WHO is paying you?

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  13. holy god nobody will beat ROGER RABBIT in blending live action and animation fricken 30 years later and its not even close 😂 thats still one of the most physics realistic live action animated movies to date period 🙏🔥

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