Experience the ultimate HFY (Humanity, F*ck Yeah!) tale where humanity proves why you should never, ever mess with their museums!
đ When the Ragnoth species decides Earthâs cultural artifacts are âinefficient,â they learn the hard way that humans take their art VERY seriously. Watch how humanity transforms from peaceful curators to the galaxyâs most creative defenders â turning their enemies into permanent exhibitions!
đ¨ Featured in this story: The Last Species That Made Humans Angry? We Donât Talk About Them | HFY
â Alien scientists discovering ominous warning beacons
â First Contact gone hilariously wrong
â Museums as battleships
â The galaxyâs most terrifying gift shop
â Why âcuratorâ became the scariest job title in space
âď¸ Action, humor, and revenge served with a side of art history â discover why the galaxy now has very specific rules about approaching human cultural sites!
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Why is this literally the same story posted yesterday?
not the story in the description
Ford Prefect update embedded; Earth: harmless>mostly harmless>?? someone synthesized Douglas Adams.
don't think the title is for this story but it was fun
i do think the human was cheating using the umbrella though
Not a fan of AI channels, but while the AI narrator was annoying, but the quips were extremely entertaining. Upvoted.
Story doesn't match the description.
Yepp, as commented, a 1:1-copy to the story of yesterday⌠mixup?
At the end. "Time displaced desserts". The kind of thing that makes you fat before eating it.
How was he able to place snacks without going thru the course first?
Would have been nice if the story actually matched the title, but it was cute.
Yeap the same story.
Honestly, as soon as the human entered the room, all I could think of was Sci-Fi wrestling, and John Cena is here to kick ass.
https://youtu.be/D2uarprw4Ms?si=vs0QAxKyN7KBC3-H
This is the most original, funny, and brilliantly written story I've ever read in 74 years of reading!!!
Poor (understated prefer s**t) text as usual, baddy is either Zox or Socks!
Great story!!
I was enjoying this story until….
27:10 "And the Galaxy will never be the same"
…Then I rolled my eyes and groaned. I hate that sentence, after all these years, I just hate that sentence. Loved the story for the quarkiness, but you just kind of destroyed my enjoyment with that one stupid sentence.
Oh fkn đ to the below moaning about expectations.
Good story. Ta muchly.
Dampfplauderei mit dem Programm fĂźr die USA der Kern der Sache ist die Steuern mĂźssten aufs doppelte erhĂśht werden um die USA wieder fit zu machen.
Geschichtlich gesehen hat Musk Ăhnlichkeit mit Ford.
Fun
Galactic tok lmaoooođ
Good fun!