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00:09 The Humans Poke Back by ShneekeyTheLost
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don’t always put a positive spin on humanshumanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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The dreadnought ships had glasses.
You killed civvies? Right, gloves off it is.
Kinda disappointed that the best part of the battle was skipped
Great story; Excellent narration! I hope this story has a sequel or two!
FOR THE ALGORITHM
honestly, I had expected the human's first volley to be kinetic rail/coilgun rounds ah-la Halo possibly tipped with all kinds of spicy surprises like a Casaba howitzer payload to break or penetrate enemy shields. but a giant laser focused through a gravity lens would also get the job done as well and could potentially allow the beam to be at least somewhat gimbaled so in theory at least a spinal mount Main laser could be walked onto the target if it initially missed.
Thank you for the video. Yet another excellent edition of, "The aliens F'd around, so now they'll find out."
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Gentlemen? What happened to us being meta gents?
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Xenos: We destroy your planet!
Humans: I'M A-FIRIN MY LAZAR! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The lensing problem is why railguns are better weapons. At light speed and space ranges even tiny adjustments mean a miss rather rail gun or laser. Rail/coil guns can be fired with grapeshot packages and a centimeter sized ball bearing moving at 99% light will penetrate hundreds of meters of matter and with a grapeshot package can cover a nice radius reducing misses.
nooooooooooooo! it can't end until the hanth have been eradicated from the galaxy. more stories please [note there is some bonus material on the reddit. unfortunately the 2nd bonus scene is largely a repeat of the first bonus scene atm]
thanks for the narration sir
Humans? FY !
As a respectable enough Mental Gent, not sure how I feel about being called a gentleman. Lol
I would have left the flagship with no engines or weapons, leaving comms and life support; let Admiral Deertick float there and think about what he's done for a while.
Pleasant story, good reading performance BUT… it always makes me wonder how authors within couple of minutes know and not know how universe works. What I mean… Aliens shoulg not know number and masses of the human fleet as all information moves through space at speed of light. Even gravity.
There's a bit of an unpleasant high pitch hum in this upload, might want to give it another try?
Yeah. The author us an… welll.. I mean tell us a story with no action.. no real ending..
That's 1 in the first 5 seconds.
Thanks and for the algorithm!
All that wasted time on a build up to know where. At least the author could have described the first shots and their enemies reactions. It's like they don't understand the joy of seeing your enemies finding out after all the fing around they were doing.
Fumigation!😂😂
Another great reading of a great story
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You can call me what you want, but I'm still a mentalgent at heart. Lovely story and narration, as always.
Good story, I enjoyed it. WITH ENERGY!!!
Having been in the Navy I'm aware of the concept of a reserve fleet. The biggest problem is in manning the ships if/when needed.
I have to agree with the Ambassador though. Somebody knew what was coming and had made preparations for it while allowing innocents to die. Unfortunately, that happens more often than most of us know or would want too.
Holy heck, he called us gentlemen…I thought I was a mentlegen…
Nicely read. Enjoyed the story.
I'm a mentalgent thank you very much good sir😂😂
Well you f***ed around now you find out.
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
Thanks for another wonderful story.
Mental Gents unite
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…You didn't say Mentalgents. Did the bugs get to you Agro?! Blink twice if you're you!
No more Mental Gen?