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Ah they played Bob’s tribute to Tim 💔 hurts every time.
Technically It Was Four Fingers, And One Thumb 🤣😂🤣😂
My mom use to do that
Alsi ya never fail to improve the show, another great color on ya!
Just baked sidewalk vomit for music today…besides Pat, of course.
😢 Every time… Tim was a very funny guy!
Cary Grant wasnt archie leech
Hawaiians did not have a king. They had a Monarchy when captain Cook was discovered the locals.
I lived in Ohau in 6th &7th grade and took Hawaiian Monarchy for state history.
Love you all, especially Kristy.
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Trucker tim, Stucknerie.
I did the Jim Gaffigan "ANNNND CUT!" before he talked about it
henry phillips is funny
I love the Ask Alli segment! Look forward to it each week. Hilarious. And Scorched Earth is the best. (Love Kristi too!).
Can anyone recommend a show thats similar to b and t, but isnt so repetitive? Starting to get so annoyed hearing the same jokes everyday, im thinking of listening to something else. So sad when i love the people. Hate the repetitive jokes and commercials.
Crumby jokes as usual
Man, i would love to hear the Costco song done in full four-part harmony with a band, Beatlemania style. It was funny, but genuinely awesome.
I believe you'll find a female bee keeper is called "Beetress".
The cheese guy on the animated commercial was called Timer. He started with "It's time for Timer!". I'm very old and utterly pathetic. I pulled that right off the tope of my head, the second Chick asked what his name was. I could recall the entire commercial immediately. No idea where I laid my phone last.
And the line he sang was "I hanker for a hunka cheese!"
Make Kristi make that noise at least once every show. The second I heard her "doing backup vocals" to the British sportscaster's intruder audio, I paused the video for 15 minutes. I got a sandwich, a nap and a Gatorade, then back to the show.
Patty O'Godwin Lounge Lizard. But you guys don't really appreciate his non-comedic, musical talent.
Did Kristi just out Wee Willie as her former lover? I'd like to explore this matter further.
The funniest thing I've ever seen with a beer bottle, hands free, was in The Cowboy Way. The chellist in some ultra posh restaurant looks at Woody Harrelson, and he drains his beer, then sucks his tongue into the bottle. She keeps watching, and he starts just wagging the bottle, and doing helicopter circles with it on his tongue. The chellist just falls apart and drops her cello, her bow, and her music stand, and runs off stage with wobbly legs. Besides Wood's hat trick in the opener, that was my favorite moment in the film.
Willie!! Willie wins today! That blue balls thing was genius! I laughed myself nearly unconscious. You are an unsung hero.
So Ace can't tell a Knock-Knock joke, but Josh is allowed to follow Tom's extra dumb "Head & Shoulders" with that "Pert" abomination.
We always used hair to keep away moles.
My son and I use to make swords out of 2 liter bottles. We put small, hollow foam plumbing insulation tubes on the bottle caps, and dowell rods inside the tubes. We cuthe bottle to act like gauntlets, and held the end of the dowell that went through the hole in the cap. They were great until I broke something prcelain in the living roon… Who is Lladro, anyway?
I say we make a suit out of nothing but public hari, and call it a birthday suit.
No, fair young Willian, your father's disdain for hip hop is precisely on point. He is 100% right. There are definitely some old rock songs that say some naughty words a few times per song, but not at the rate of frequency that rapper do. Rock tends to have around 84 beats per minute, whereas rap tends to have in excess of 84 bleeps per minute. Some of that music is dead silent when you listen to the radio edit.
What happened to the intro to the shows? We no longer hear the opening anymore?