The Council Wasn’t Concerned Until the Human Ambassador Explained What They Mean by ‘Hold My Beer'”
When a hostile alien fleet threatens a peaceful farming colony, the Galactic Council responds with their usual solution: endless bureaucracy and paperwork. But Earth’s Ambassador Jack Murphy has other plans. Alongside the unconventional Captain Dana Fletcher, they’re about to demonstrate why the phrase “hold my beer” strikes fear into the hearts of aliens across the galaxy. Watch as humanity turns twenty ships of craft beer and fertilizer into the most improbable defensive weapon the universe has ever seen!
This entertaining sci-fi story combines classic “Humanity, F*** Yeah!” themes with witty dialogue and cultural misunderstandings as humans prove once again that sometimes the best solution is the one that makes everyone say “that’s impossible” right up until it works. Feature P’tring, an uptight alien bureaucrat learning to appreciate human creativity, Admiral Krax with his confused meditation crystals, and a host of other memorable characters as they witness firsthand why humanity’s approach to problem-solving is both terrifying and effective.
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, and anyone who enjoys stories where human creativity trumps conventional wisdom. Experience the tale that added “The Hold My Beer Protocol” to the official Galactic Council handbook and turned the fearsome Razorclaw Empire into craft beer enthusiasts.
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There's always a "Jack Murphy", a "Plink", a "Crystalline Being that Hums", "Coffee", Humans being "Non-Chalant", and Aliens being head deep in Beaucracy
Lol, humanity always the best problem solvers.
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🤔😁 I know what happens when those ingredients are mixed
He's on a roll…It's what we do!
"Teaching a hive mind to do the Macarena.." I laughed too hard at that mental image … !!!
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I feel like anytime a human wants to give you something, don't take it.