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The prospect of colonizing a new world is something that is incredibly enticing to humanity. The reasoning is it will not take too much to destroy everything we have here. The right asteroid at the wrong time, a gamma ray burst, a rogue black hole, and humanity is no more. If we become a multi planet species, we could have our race continue and use other worlds as footholds to find more. But with that, comes the danger of the local flora and fauna. In todays episode, we find just that. An alien species released on another aliens world. But how exactly do these spores affect depending on where they land? Lets discuss that in todays episode!
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I wish these movie never happened.😢
a genomorph
holy gun jesus and his french gun….
there is must be the side effect of the cryo sleep that's messing with their brain.
aint no way they got chosen to crew an interstellar mission if they're this unfathomably stupid…
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The writers write these characters so stupid believing we, the audience, are also stupid so we won’t notice. OR the writers are too stupid to realize their characters are stupid. Either way frustrating movie.
one of the worst thing about this movie is the neomorphs; they deserved to be in a better movie bro.. I love their design and how they work 🙁
34:52 actually, this movie just sucks the worst. Lol, it's literally a dumpster fire of a movie.
BUT, you reviewing it makes it more tolerable 👍
We've seen Marines light a Xenomorph up with a flamethrower, killing it. Not just in the movies either.
The Xenonorph walking through a landing craft's exhaust is ridiculous, but still not the most ridiculous thing in these movies.
Oh yeah, the series where humanity evolved under the dumbest leadership ever imagined.
Turning Xenos super predators into a weopen, that no one has any clue how to control or stop.
Pilots dont do maintenance on their chosen vehicles, that is done by TRAINED ENGINEERS or specialized personnel, also, idiotic to send your 1 pilot out to get mangled while fixing a system they know nothing about (solar sail).
Humanity also seems ridiculously under prepared for a repopulation attempt.
As a former nurse, seeing these characters just walk around on wierd planets WITHOUT any PPE has always driven me nuts.
Fun fact the “Xenomorphs” in this movie are NOT true xenomorphs but are actually called Protomorphs
Hello sir I've come from the future you need to watch Romulus to set the timeline straight
Just saw the thumbnail and haven't seen the vid yet but. YEAHHHHHHH NEOMORPHSSSS! UOGHHHHHHHH
So has anyone got an explanation for why a robot would try and make out with another copy of himself? Anyone?
In case anyone is wondering the reason why the "Engineers" are so hyped when the ship shows up is because they aren't true Engineers. They are a sub-race of Engineers that the real one's created similar to that of Humanity, but as you can see from their attire in the movie it's not living material like real Engineer's would've used these sub-engineers' use dead material just like Humanity does, nor do they possess space faring technology like that of their true counterparts. They reason they are so hyped for the ship to show up is because they basically thought their gods were coming down to bestow them with a gift, or presumably resources of some kind. Unfortunately David was now the one at the helm of the ship, and the weaponized payload that the ship contained. Most likely given time the Engineers would have wiped out this sub-species in the same way given the fact that they were morally beginning to grow like Humanity (Not using nature in a symbiotic way as the real Engineer's do)
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Technically the "alien classic" is a protomorph that lacks the biomechanical features or something
I love some of the things you say like getting tossed around like a baby in a dryer
I'm no expert so perhaps my worries would be uncalled for but a planet brimming with plants and trees with probable past human activity is a no no. The mere fact that place isn't on their database implies their unfortunate predecessors didn't make it back lmfao
I found David Covenant (the true title lmao) super frustrating due to the total lack of quarantine procedures or basic logic 🤦♂️ I feel like u put more thought into the events than the writers ever did 😂 Great video!
I still find it funny how the Xenomorph and ET co-exist in the Star Wars Universe…. not joking they legit have ET's own species in the Prequels and the Xenomorphs appear in the comics… Mind you they're probably Xenomorph-like Aliens
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When you do CBRN, or NBC depending on where and when, training in the military, decontamination drills are a big part of it. It ranges from individual immediate actions to the large scale decontamination of buildings and vehicles and dozens of people. How do these people not only enter an alien world without PPE but they also don’t seem to have decontamination drills?
Actually David did create the Xenomorphs. Basically ignore AvP, Scott wanted to basically get away from those movies and re-write the Xenomorph origins.
Everyone complains about how stupid the colonists are, but it makes perfect sense! Here is Daniels, surrounded by all this amazing technology, and her plan is to build a freaking wooden cottage with her own hands (assisted by James Franco of all people!). It's obvious that these are all San Francisco DEI hires.
This is why nasa won't send couples to Mars.
Bigrock* Candy Mountain.
C is always the best option!
The complete lack of common sense and intelligence from this movie characters is just…😢
No pressurized suits, no oxygen respirators, just raw dawgin' microbes.
I'd be in a suit that makes big-daddys from bioshock look thin, like body condom thin.
Layers and layers. Full cbrn or Eva level helmets. Minimum.
My dude, I cringed as well the entire time.
My all clear is every one else giving me sh!t including the de-con computer as I'm the last one scrubbed.
Oh boy! Just landed on a planet with a breathable atmosphere! Can't wait to take off my helmet and ppe to finally have some fresh air!
Ugh…..the pain!!!!
7:02 thats not all he did. Go to Count Dankula in the full story.
Once again we saw people with PHDs, with doctorates behave like morons during Covid. These people are completely believeable.
Humans had to have been created in the Aliens universe, because there's no way people this stupid would've come out on top in natural selection.