One day an alien visited earth preaching Christianity. Don’t question it.
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"The Grip of a Man, but with Baby-Soft Skin." should deffo have been a Zap Brannigan line, if it wasn't already.
Venus gravity is pretty much the same as Earth's. What is completely different is atmospheric pressure.
You did it Mathas! You found something more insane and complete bullshit than the Green Stone!
I'm surprised I lasted 50 minutes. This is too much.
Bring back the Green Stone. I'd rather sit through that again.
we SUPER need a new word for UFO "flap", i hate it so much.
the word 'flap' has a definition and it does not mean anything close to how people use it for "UFO flap".
can we call it instead a wave, influx, or something that actually means what it is trying to convey?
and when i hear UFO flap i can only think of a gross flap of skin (thanks terry fold).
Personal pet peeve of mine but that Oppenheimer story is rarely portrayed accurately. When they got the numbers back indicating the atmosphere might catch fire they didn't just do it anyway, they stopped to run the numbers again, multiple times, with multiple scientists and double check, because losing the war was better then killing all life on earth and only once they confirmed that there was no chance of it happening, that the set results where just the result of a screw up with the math, did they continue. But otherwise interesting episode I look forward to the second part.
Literally fan fiction. I love you guys but these alien episodes are getting a little bit too much for me.
You ever just read a title and know you are in for a treat?
Why do u have cameras?
Great episode y'all 😌
25:52 Does Mathas mean "tabloid"?
yall need to get AJ from the Why Files as a guest. His Valiant Thor episode is good.
11 minutes in and this episode has already gone irrecoverably off the rails
Can we just address a specific branch of alien true believers: don't mix extraterrestrial cover-ups with spiritual beliefs. Skeptics have a hard enough time swallowing the concept intelligent life from another world has been secretly intertwined with human history. Do not make it worse by dunking your religious nutsack jnto that chocolate.
other then the jesus angle, this sound so much like the backstory to the moive Paul
appreciate this type of fun shit, another one in the vault!
aw the new background is gone already, sadge
Gentlemen, we have been taken into crazy town
The grip of a man
They know Jesus but he was born in earth as a baby then grew and died only to do it again? Lol
"Omg dude is just trying to sell a book!" say the people who make sure everyone remember their patreon site better their PIN number. Podcast that is literally profiting over actions of serial killers 😀
And isn't Jesses catchphrase "Advertise like shameless whores"
tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion: The last fart of Valiant Thor!
I like the theory that Valiant Thor is an evil alien using religion as a tool. Good plot twist.
It’s when they turn up to pick up their bro Jesus and find out what we did
When I saw the podcast tweet this title out, I assumed it was an Alex episode, kinda glad I looked at the comments. Fucking aliens
EDIT: Yeah no, this is exactly why all alien episodes frustrate me, because it all exists in the same world as this trash
My favorite part of this podcast is they always discuss visual elements and we can't ever see them. I know if we actually got to see them, mostly it would dissapoint. It is much more entertaining this way.
This was so silly in the best way possible.
L=r
The waffle house has found a new host
They drop part 2 yet?
Nice 😸😹 . fan from India. Create more videos like this .
Guys just say I Hate GOD and Jesus is not real and move on my bros.
My thing about Valiant Thor is…Has anyone ever come out and said that the pictures that are presented as being Valiant Thor, are not? Like, has anyone said that is a picture of their Uncle, Brother…Me?
“That nerd voice” says Mathas, who has nerd voice. That’s okay, I do too.
Nice valiant thor 👍✌
12:00 An easy mnemonic for Seminary: It's what priests do to kids.
I wrote a song called ‘Jesus was an alien’
27:50 Is it not possible that the shorthand was not Vai but VAl, where a capital i looks like a lowercase L, meaning it's actually Val or VAL instead?
"why couldn't this have happened on my day off?"
= "this is the dumbest shit I ever heard, I can't believe I have to deal with this nutjob"
Idk how I got here 😅😅😅
What is this place lmao
Well.. Jesus is an alien. You're welcome!
I'm gonna hit u cuz u looking at me like you want some candy get up off my eyes
Jesse is a cat though, not a mousefather
Secular pre-school: the place that trains priests…
man i love alien fanfiction
But U forgot 2 mention that supposedly many people from government/military/CIA guys has @ least confirmed the nsme of Thor on that picture.
Anyway I'm still far of being convinced of that story, and surely the complete opposite of being a christian.