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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don’t always put a positive spin on humanshumanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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So they gave us plans for a Cruiser and translation errors gave us a Superdreadnought .
This one had me on the edge of my seat! I wasn't disappointed! 💛👾
Bet you that the scientist and ship building facility was in 😏… Texas.
That was a great and funny story.
With the translation error creating a ship 6 times bigger for everything, could the Mari also just live 100 years, instead of the 600 years first mentioned? And 4 arms and 4 legs also then being a translation error?
A beautiful story just for a penis joke… Beautiful
Humans back on earth: now do it THIRTY TWO times yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
I really want to see a follow up story to this. Heck I would read the novel the story line was so good!
Loved that one!
Those stats made the Calvary nearly 2.5 times longer and only 20% more massive than a Nimitz class carrier. Which normal takes 5-6 years to build in dry dock. Yet Calvary was built in space in 6 months! NICE!!!
"Would you like to know more?"
The music really elevated this narration. Well done!
They built a dread knot 😂
ET: We're sending you specs for our largest warship. It's almost a mile long. We hope you can handle it.
Humans: 16 miles long. Got it. You don't mind if we add a few extras right?
ET: uhm…
God I could listen to him read a phone book. Love it.
Ma-ri: We fighting a war against bug would you like to know more?
Human: COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?
Size always matters but remember 3 inches can cause a lot of Damage because a big enough expenditure from a Credit card can cause the end of all life as we know it.
Gentlemen, let me introduce, BIG CHUNGUS
well… if that error didn't happen the ship would still be at least that big.
"Because HELL we buildin' toy ships."
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