The Ancient Minoans Worshiped Plus-Sized Burger Queens

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What better way to start off history class than with the ancient Minoans, one of the oldest and arguably sexiest civilizations in human history! These MFs built ludicrously large palaces, had a mysterious hidden language, served as the basis for the myth of the Minotaur, and worshiped a sexy chubby snake goddess with huge boobs. As they should.

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  5. Julia if you are a Percy Jackson gal you gots to listen to the EPIC musical! You’ll love it (probably) it’s split up into Sagas cause it’s still being released, the first one is The Troy Saga

    Oh also it’s a telling of the Odyssey

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