Teri Hatcher Loves Zombies – The Thing From The Grave – Tales From The Crypt



Welcome back fright fans for another look at some Tales from the Crypt.
Today we’re checking out the Thing from the Grave.

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25 thoughts on “Teri Hatcher Loves Zombies – The Thing From The Grave – Tales From The Crypt”

  1. Well dude bro is a magical zombie being powered by an ancient amulet so not sure earthly means can put him down. That said want was it with Tales From the Crypt and gorgeous women. The stories were simple if not really scary from a horror standpoint they could get actress that would make Freddy, Jason, and Myers cry themselves to sleep with envy.

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  2. I recently ordered the Tales From The Crypt DVD box set, and it got damaged in shipping, so the distributing company sent me a second set for free! Wish more companies would do be like that.

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  3. Miguel Ferrer?!

    War…it's fantastic!

    Controversial opine, eye nose, but I think this is the first time I've seen Terrence Hatchegg as actually hot. She's always been, like, sure, pretty, but, I dunno. Something about the expression I think. Always looks like she's not sure if there's a cow in the room or not. No idea what Ms. Hatchopen is like IRL of course, just saying, on screen… She wasn't the hot one on Desperation of the Wives, that was the cheese lady, least for me. Even in Tomorrow Is No Day To Live To Die, it's like, "tell me, James, do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?" and I'm always "Tell 'er you've never had time for little miss bitchy-poo, James! Tell 'er she was nout but a pocket-rocket holster but you've got ten minutes free if she can promise to shut up!". The epitome of the whining ex. "That's how I know you're dumb, you let me go, and I'm the best you evar haaaaaaaad!" "Lady, I had a more meaningful romantic encounter with the spotty chick who sold me my double cheese and bacon."

    I think, and it's my channel so, I can indulge, that kids are exceedingly flexible, not in that way, although, in that way too I guess, and you end up with a lot of issues if you try and protect them from 'dark ' things. They can handle zombies and murder and being dunked in vats of acid so you come out a drippy mutant that has to be exploded on the front of a box truck. They might get a little more elevated, but, that's just the price you pay. When this sort of thing happens in the real world, then they've got a base to work from, and you don't end up with perpetual eight year old losers. No, I know it's JBee's channel but until he wises up and blocks me, no one can stop me! It's always LOLs squealling 'will no one think of the children!' which cause issues. For one, if you don't make kids grow up they end up on bodycam channels demanding a supervisor or whatever because they're not being understood, and the din do nothing wroooooooooooooooong! Dad's are godo for that, just sayin'. For the other certain kinds of people hear that as a clarion call "Sure am, Miss Louisa-June! I can't help but think of the children…" and that never goes well either. There were a time when this were understoodles. "I got me in mind of a new comic…" "Let's hear it, Rodrigo!" "Well, see, an anthology, see, where each month we do a bunch of short stories, see…" "I'm on the front page with ya, Rodrigo!" "And each story will feature murder, black magic and sexual deviance!" "Love it! What's your demographic, Rodrigo?" "Same as all the comics, Bob, boys aged eight to fourteen!" "When can I see a first draft, Rodrigo?"
    Rodrigo there played by Jimothy Cagney. Bob by Katharine Hepburn because it's my head space casting and I can do as I wish. Table played by Daniel DeVito.
    Now, I ain't sayin' that the root cause of kids going out shooting each other, getting knocked up and speedballin' methanyl is Big Government, I'm just sayin' it's totally that but there's other stuff too.

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  4. The whole idea has been turned ass backwards over the years. You see there is no such thing as children's entertainment, there is only media that might not be suitable for certain audiences.
    That is because the whole purpose of being a child is to grow up. Horror movies are for children.

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  5. The imposition of The Comics Code(which was a reaction to EC specifically)sent The US comic book industry into a regression that it never returned from. To this day, most publishers here in The States are unable to comprehend a story in which a rotting, murderous corpse also rescues a girl from certain death. The urge is always to instead superhero these stories up in some way, as Steven Niles once observed

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  6. This is a pretty fun episode. The scene of the zombie burying himself with the abusive boyfriend is certainly a cool scene. So is any scene that involves Teri Hatcher from the 80's and 90's lol.

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