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0:00 Intro
1:30 I won’t get rid of my anime body pillow https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/jvtp2a/aita_for_not_wanting_to_get_rid_of_the_anime_body/
9:27 I locked my gf out of the basement so I could eat https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1fcg02f/aitah_for_locking_my_girlfriend_out_of_the/
17:32 I made a LEGO sex toy https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1f4vku9/tifu_by_making_a_lego_buttplug/
23:59 My bf gave me a pros/cons list about me https://www.rareddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/178r3vr/my_boyfriend_gave_me_a_pros_and_cons_list_about/
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42:27 I didn’t tell my doctor how many Tic Tacs I eat per day https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cck4u8/tifu_by_not_telling_my_doctor_how_many_tictacs_i/
50:55 My husband told his coworkers I’m his sister? https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1etmzao/i_28f_found_out_my_husband_29m_has_been_telling/
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with reddit stories, i'm always taking them as, well, stories. so, even IF they're ALL fake, i'm like, well, this is at least an exercise on "what would i think, say or do in this situation" so i don't mind, when some of them are obviously fake. because sometimes reality can also be so fake sounding lol
56:48 The only choice is that you show up at his work and surprise him with a super romantic gift and a big ole kiss, signed, your wife, in front of as many coworkers as possible. All of your questions will be answered.
@35:50
literaly sounds like my ex. Only difference, the OP was smart enough to leave him, and didnt stick around out of sympathy to then get cheated on. Good for her <3
I was eating pomagranate seeds while watching this…. I now have at least 6 seeds that are missing somewhere on or around my deck cause I spit them out in shock. (The white seeds inside the red, not with the red part.)
The sister story…. Definitely fake…. She knew enough to say “throwaway account”, even though she supposedly doesn’t ever use Reddit or even understand Reddit. I’ve used Reddit on a somewhat regular basis before I ever found SmoshPit. And yet I didn’t even know what that was until I watched these Reddit shows. There’s no way she knew how to use that term correctly, if she doesn’t even understand Reddit.
Ive listened to SO MANY episodes without visual content and I truly have no words for the cognitive dissonance I'm facing
I cackled when Damien said “he doesn’t wanna hear her talk and she doesn’t want to see him move”🤣🤣🤣
playing dumb absolutely fills me with rage i coudlnt
Shayne looks different every time he tells his silly little stories
For the body pillow story I don’t understand why you can’t just tell the mother in law that’s it’s a body pillow and that it helps with keeping you both asleep during the night.
Quick Question why is no one talking about the fact that the mother of a 13/14 yr old boy burst into the bathroom while he's showering?!? I gave my son privacy in the bathroom from when he started showering on his own!
There was that other story where the male partner lied about being part of a charity or something? But it doesn't matter if it's hiding something sweet or bad, the fact that the partner LIED for so LONG. Is valid for breakup or divorce fr. So the same goes for the last one in this video. Doesn't matter if he lied because he was scared. like he still hurt her and lied to her and possibly cheated on her. Divorce that loser.
I'm glad the last story was called out as sus because right from the beginning when she claimed to not use or know much of Reddit but made a throwaway account, my spidey senses went off lmao
How does she know people make throwaway accounts and call them that? How did she know to come to Reddit or post on certain subs? mmmmkay. 🤔
44:10 It still amazes me how bad the American education system is that it results to these types of people. Eating sugar will make you gain weight this is BASIC KNOWLEDGE.
Welcome to the Red Brick Room.
Get two blankets!
25:33 girl, why? Guy is a entire red flag
I will always appreciate Damian's nerdy references, it makes me happy. ❤
50:59 😳………… “onii-chan, what are you doing with those legos?”
WCh
I love that girl who made her own pro & con list about that douchebag. Absolutely incredible.
My wife and I listen to this together, and we love it.
We also decided that the guy who sits in his basement to eat it's obviously just a pitch-black basement. No lights or anything. Just a man, his plate, and the sounds of a woman screaming in the background.😂😂😂
I'm really into Damien's outfit today
Not me wondering why no new reddit stories have dropped this week, realising it's only Friday 😂. All saints day is a holiday here so I keep thinking it's Saturday
54:39 show up to his work one day saying “oh, you forgot insert item at home, silly goose! Have a great day at work!” Then plant the most nonplatonic kiss straight on his lips and walk out. Now he gets to explain why he and his sister kiss like a married couple 😂
Not Tommy throwing in SOAD lyrics 😂
23:04 Tommy’s LEGO breaking sound absolutely sent me 💀💀💀
Wasn't the story about the guy lying about his wife being his sister to his work colleagues featured in a previous episode? 50:54