Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! This episode features stories that have us stopping in our tracks. Theyāre just so outrageous or bad that at first youāre at a loss for words. Maybe youāll have words that are better than ours to tackle this weekās batch of stories!
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Index:
00:00 ā Start
04:02 ā Story 1 w/updates
35:20 ā Story 2 w/updates
01:11:48 ā Story 3
01:34:09 ā Story 4
01:49:02 ā Story 5
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I just want to clarify that I think golf is a great sport and wonderful when people find activities that they love! I hope no one feels like I was speaking negatively on the sport or has anxiety around their partner playing! It was meant to just be silly banter about how time consuming the sport is šā³ļø
Link the thong shapewear girl šš¼
You guys said the argument pro lifers use to make abortion wrong, the guy is in the wrong but the arguments chosen were really bad
Laurenās outfit is soooo cute
Story 2, not only did she throw away her whole relationship for one night, it was for one night with someone she wasn't even into, it was a guy who had been pursuing her so she "knew he wouldn't say no". She fully took advantage of her assumption that he would cave and let her have her way with no repercussions.
Does Morgan pay her guests? Especially the regulars?
We like listening to you guys talk!!! Donāt listen to the naysayers lol
š lauren worried about falling in love with a golfer when there's hunters. My guys been gone for 8 days on his 9 day elk hunt and basically every weekend in the fall and spring for bear. Deer in the fall practicing and sighting in his bow all summer. Golfing doesn't have shit lol. But yeah, true passionate hunters aren't wasting their time cheating at least ššš
I can definitly think taylor swift's songs about story 1: high infidelity, ilicit affairs, should've said no, better than revenge, ivy,
@Lauren-ib3o
I think Laurenās side stories and random facts are funny ! And fun
i love yall sm i draw while listening to your podcasts and it feels like im hanging out witg someone meanwhile š
Story 4 was an absolute Halloween nightmare
20 years of marriage makes me think theyāre in their 40s, and for a 40 year old that woman sounds super fucking immature.
Story 2: Iād love to see the polyam community show up and support this discussion, thatās all ā¤ Iām a proud polyamorous person. I do NOT agree with how the wife acted at all. That is not asking for respect. That is not asking for āfreedomā. Iām baffled at how she acted. That husband is a fucking saint. 52:54
Iād love to reiterate what Lauren said: MONOGAMY IS OKAY! If you and your partner want to be in a closed, monogamous relationship? That is perfectly fine and good! Itās about the agreement and mutual understanding between parties. Ethical non-monogamy is not a āfree for allā or a āhall passā. Even if it were, it would be up to the parties involved to agree on what theyāre comfortable with!!
"Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden" that Is litterally the name!
I love long episodes so please donāt stop lol I clean, work and watch these! To me the longer the better lol
Story 2: my cousin tried to do the same thing after she survived cancer. She would milk her cancer as much as possible and still does 5 years later, in order to get everyone around her to do what she wants. If you refuse (even nicely) she will treat you like you're a monster and will fake cry
Story 3 was full of plot twist like wth man? š„¹
Losing a mom is devastating, i completely changed after losing my mom.
I adore Morgan but sometimes she completely misunderstands what her friends are trying to say and watching her friends try to get her to get it is painful lol. All Lauren was trying to say is a man who claims to have golf as a hobby has a convenient excuse to be away from his wife for long periods of time and could plausibly spend that time with a second family. If your husband loves golf and is gone for 8 hours you aren't questioning it. If your partner is an avid runner and disappears for 8 hours you would be suspicious lol
About a week and a half ago a dad to be I know got very very humbled out of the blue š¤š¤š¤
2:02:44 I would have said to this, Iām sorry I donāt understand how it feels to be single, cause I have a boyfriend š you need to get over ittt :))))) let her eat her own fucking words
If her husband was at someone else's house which he obviously was then it'll be all over his Google timeline.
for lauren: iāll be the disgusting one to offer this perspective. i think the quote about r4pe being about violence more than s3ggs applies here. it was just about how he was Able to do it. he probably had the urge for a while and it built until he took it upon himself and the first opportunity he found. (gross gross gross, im sorry,) his victimās gender has little to do with his personal sexuality. his āpartnerā being dead couldāve been enough to greenlight any hole for his discretion. you see this with other types of offenders where the gender is not the important part, but the vulnerability and inability to fight back.
i hope that if his victimās family did have to find out, that they sued him for everything he had. otherwise, part of me hopes theyāll never know.
Story 4 really messed me up. Sex with a dead body????? No no no
Maybe you can name the episode "Context is Key". This can include stories where the title is very misleading or information from edits and comments completely change the verdict
1st story: This all started with him grooming her as a teen, now he's cheating with a whole notha family
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Please do a neurodiversity themed episode! ā¤
Last one was TOTAL bride Zula and Morgan said exactly what I always say: Iām not friends with friends because of how they look. Period. Iāve had near death situations and friends I care deeply about have been in them too and maybe thatās shaped my mindset, but even before situations like these happened Iād NEVER tell my bridesmaids to cover tattoos, dye/cut their hair, wear shapewear or ANYTHING that makes them uncomfortable or to buy ME things. No cap.
Can we PLEASE clarify that having something like a hysterectomy does NOT make you any less of a woman or "take away" your womanhood. The ability to birth doesn't give you the stamp of womanhood. There are plenty of cis women who cannot give birth, yet they are still women. Love y'all!
"I'll get your longing glances, but she'll get your ring." a Taylor Swift song lyric for story 1 hahaha
People defending the wife in story #2 wouldnāt be having the same stance if the roles were reversed
everytime i see that lauren's the co-host i'm like YEAHHH LAUREN!!! and every time i see that ale's the co-host im like YEAHHHH ALE!!!! and every time i see any episode im like YEAHHH MORGAN!!! love this podcast
Story two is so sad, Iām glad OP was able to leave without regret or staying for something that was clearly hurtful & disrespectful. Really risked your whole marriage for something temporary.
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Story 4 is truly vile. OPās husband wouldāve been well aware there were cameras in the morgue and still did what he did knowing heād get caught eventually. Also guessing he did this more than once or attempted to, which is probably why he got caught in the first place. Heās horrible; I wish the OP and her baby all the safety in the world
Coerced and coercion donāt have āhā sounds in them! I noticed you always add one in there šā¤ļø
Are yāall pro life? You sound like youāre using their talking points
I canāt wait for the spooky episodes!
You're not her baby daddy!! That comment aged like milk!! I'd already read this one, so the way I cringed!!š¤£š¤£š¤£