Steven Seagal: A Body of Lies



Steven Seagal is many things, all of which are covered in this video. Most of all, however, I would say he is stinky, silly, and I’ll say it, downright awful. Without hyperbole, he’s one of the most disgusting Hollywood monsters out there, and his movies aren’t any good to begin with. I hope you enjoy the video more than any of his films, and I hope you enjoy your next video as well.

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38 thoughts on “Steven Seagal: A Body of Lies”

  1. Seagals tombstone is going to be about 200 feet tall with the list of his imagined accomplishments that he’s going to have his manager tell the slab maker to inscribe onto it.

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  2. I like how the poster for Steven's opus "the Patriot" mimics the poster for Mel gibson's legit blockbuster of the same name!

    They probably sold a few extra VHS rentals just to short sighted history buffs alone….

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  3. Sorry, I know it might sound stupid but,why this picture of « bienvenue à l’école de Nantes » at 22mn. Just curieuse cause I live in Nantes. Easter egg??? Just for me??? 😉

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  4. i have a friend who has the FOOTAGE of gene choking him out and him shitting, and it was diarrhea …a lot. hes willing to sell it. he has reached out to seagal saying for a certain price, he'd destroy it, but never got a response, so he wants $2k for the video. which will prove 1)it happened, and 2) hes liar (seagal). if anyones interested, message me.

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  5. Its literally impossible for me to not watch a video shitting on Steven Seagal. It being from you is a bonus though. I can already tell this is gonna be good, I'm excited

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  6. When I grow up…I want to move to Japan..
    And make a fortune..selling Chile Dogs..
    And French Fries, to Sumo wrestlers..
    …just like Steven Seagal.

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  7. Seagal dies in executive decision. Gets ripped out of a f-117 while trying to transfer onto the hijacked plane halfway through the movie. I remember my parents looked at each other like it was really weird.

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  8. It is wild n out he went from protector of the people, I support native Americans and sometimes I feel a little black to a puppet for dictators. Money laundering is a dangerous game. 😊

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  9. Imagine being one of those bell ends who actually try to defend Seagal; the guy’s a well known sexual predator, a pathological liar and an all round piece of dog shit.

    His fans probably still think that Aikido’s a viable combat form and wear He-Man underpants when they get into their racecar bed whilst simultaneously trying to swat flies with nunchucks…

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  10. Sensei Seagal should sue you for LIES! Sensei is a great man of honor not dishonor he has helped countless young Asian women get jobs and opportunities. He is known as humble dragon in some North Korean villages close to the Chinese border

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  11. The fact you are so modest about your expectations for the channel makes you likable straight away in my eyes. But then you offer content that is easily as good if not better than many many well know content creators! You earned a like and a sub here, and I have no doubt your channel is going to get bigger than you ever hoped for! Good job matey! I look forward to more well researched and presented content!

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