Steve Smith singing "Mail Time" karaoke USPS commercial funny music American Dad season 19 episode 2



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Anyone wanna see if I can swallow this hard-boiled egg without chewing? Oh, all right. Yeah, sure. Why not? Wait, Jeff! Don’t eat that egg! ( Gulps, choking ) I just read a shocking expose in the Langley Alt Weekly about Gentle Goodness Valley, our brand of supposedly “cruelty-free” eggs. Apparently they’re not all they’re cracked up to be. ( Laughing ) Turns out they’ve been punching the chickens left and right, just like at the big corporate farms. Well, who’s so high and mighty now? Ready to switch to my brand? Never! Hey, some people keep chickens in their backyard and get their eggs that way. Jeff and I could do that. Ha! You bozos? ( Crunching ) That’ll be the day. Yes, mom, that “ull” be the day. This time next week, we’ll be eating an omelette made of our very own homegrown eggs, bet on it. Silence! The time draws near for the…

Mail! ♪ Check out whatchya got now ♪ ♪ Getchya postcards, birthday cards ♪ ♪ eBay-ordered slot cars ♪ Mail! ♪ A-get it while it’s hot now ♪ ♪ If a letter makes ya wetter than a better Eddie Vedder ♪ ♪ It’s ma-a-a-a-il! ♪

Yes, the mail. With each letter, the promise of a thrilling new adventure. Let’s see. Inherited a haunted amusement park, S.O.S. from mind quad. Yeah, these are all big-time duds. Maybe I’ll check my e-mail. Party time! Excellent! Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! Everybody, quick! Shut up! I’ve been invited to a party at Bullock’s house. Jim J. Bullock? Holy moly! No. Avery Bullock, my boss. Still very cool. A chance to impress Bullock in a non-work setting could be huge for me at my non-non-work setting… work. Want me to come along and be your wingman? Help you really wow him? A kind offer, Roger, but my answer is a harsh and emphatic “no”. I have every confidence I’ll knock his socks off all on my own at this b-b-b-b-b-barbecue? Summer casual? ♪ ♪ Mornin’, Smiths! ♪ ♪ ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ ♪ I got a feelin’ that it’s gonna be a wonderful day ♪ ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ ♪ And he’s shinin’ a salute to the American race ♪ ♪ Oh, boy, it’s swell to say ♪ ♪ Good… ♪ ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ Aah! ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ ♪ ♪
Well, what do you think? Looks great. Looks awesome. Perfect BBQ outfit! It’s horrible! It’s sh¡t! Next! It’s nice. It slaps! It sucks! It blows! I look like an idiot! A fool! It’s terrible! Hated it! Stupid! Get it outta here, Francine! ( Belches ) Yes. Baller as hell. Done. ( Cries ) It makes my shoulders look weird! Like a monster’s shoulders! For the love of God, how the hell am I ever supposed to do any work in this house?! Ugh! Stan, I’m confused. You’ve worn casual clothes before. But I’ve never felt comfortable in them. I get so self-conscious about my pointy ankles, gentleman’s fupa, and big weird… Chin. …knees that wrinkle up and look like the grumpy old men when I stand. My body was built for suits. It’s the only thing I feel confident in. Screw it, I’m gonna wear a suit to the barbecue. Better to be overdressed than underdressed, right? Hundred percent. But I don’t know… ♪ ♪ Summer, summer, summerti-i-me! ( Panting ) Duper, Hooper… What’s shakin’… My babies? Geez, Stan. Isn’t it a little hot for… Is this corduroy? Smith, glad you’re here, because I’ve got your most important mission ever… Manning the grill! ( Sizzling ) ♪ ♪ Raw meat… So cold… Feels… good… Bullock: Smith? ( Distorted ) Are you all right? ‘Eyyyyyy. ( Laughter ) Duper: Oh, my God, look at his fupa! ( Crying ) And then Duper said: “Oh, my God. Look at his fupa!” I made a fool of myself! And the worst part is Gooper’s having another barbecue this Saturday. You work with a Gooper? Yeah, he sits over by the printer, with Hooper, Booper and Ozymandias. Stan, I’m about to lay some hard, earth-shattering truth on you. You should probably lie down. Things are about to get crazy real for you. I’ll light some candles and put on some Enya. ( Gentle music playing ) Your suit is like armor for you, Stan. It gives you confidence, but it’s a false confidence that makes you uptight and overbearing. You need to find true, easy confidence, but the suit won’t let you. Whoa. This isn’t really Enya, by the way. It’s just Enya-like. Whoa.

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    Anyone wanna see if I can swallow this hard-boiled egg without chewing? Oh, all right. Yeah, sure. Why not? Wait, Jeff! Don't eat that egg! ( Gulps, choking ) I just read a shocking expose in the Langley Alt Weekly about Gentle Goodness Valley, our brand of supposedly "cruelty-free" eggs. Apparently they're not all they're cracked up to be. ( Laughing ) Turns out they've been punching the chickens left and right, just like at the big corporate farms. Well, who's so high and mighty now? Ready to switch to my brand? Never! Hey, some people keep chickens in their backyard and get their eggs that way. Jeff and I could do that. Ha! You bozos? ( Crunching ) That'll be the day. Yes, mom, that "ull" be the day. This time next week, we'll be eating an omelette made of our very own homegrown eggs, bet on it. Silence! The time draws near for the…

    Mail! ♪ Check out whatchya got now ♪ ♪ Getchya postcards, birthday cards ♪ ♪ eBay-ordered slot cars ♪ Mail! ♪ A-get it while it's hot now ♪ ♪ If a letter makes ya wetter than a better Eddie Vedder ♪ ♪ It's ma-a-a-a-il! ♪

    Yes, the mail. With each letter, the promise of a thrilling new adventure. Let's see. Inherited a haunted amusement park, S.O.S. from mind quad. Yeah, these are all big-time duds. Maybe I'll check my e-mail. Party time! Excellent! Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! Everybody, quick! Shut up! I've been invited to a party at Bullock's house. Jim J. Bullock? Holy moly! No. Avery Bullock, my boss. Still very cool. A chance to impress Bullock in a non-work setting could be huge for me at my non-non-work setting… work. Want me to come along and be your wingman? Help you really wow him? A kind offer, Roger, but my answer is a harsh and emphatic "no". I have every confidence I'll knock his socks off all on my own at this b-b-b-b-b-barbecue? Summer casual? ♪ ♪ Mornin', Smiths! ♪ ♪ ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ ♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ ♪ Good… ♪ ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ Aah! ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ ♪ ♪
    Well, what do you think? Looks great. Looks awesome. Perfect BBQ outfit! It's horrible! It's sh¡t! Next! It's nice. It slaps! It sucks! It blows! I look like an idiot! A fool! It's terrible! Hated it! Stupid! Get it outta here, Francine! ( Belches ) Yes. Baller as hell. Done. ( Cries ) It makes my shoulders look weird! Like a monster's shoulders! For the love of God, how the hell am I ever supposed to do any work in this house?! Ugh! Stan, I'm confused. You've worn casual clothes before. But I've never felt comfortable in them. I get so self-conscious about my pointy ankles, gentleman's fupa, and big weird… Chin. …knees that wrinkle up and look like the grumpy old men when I stand. My body was built for suits. It's the only thing I feel confident in. Screw it, I'm gonna wear a suit to the barbecue. Better to be overdressed than underdressed, right? Hundred percent. But I don't know… ♪ ♪ Summer, summer, summerti-i-me! ( Panting ) Duper, Hooper… What's shakin'… My babies? Geez, Stan. Isn't it a little hot for… Is this corduroy? Smith, glad you're here, because I've got your most important mission ever… Manning the grill! ( Sizzling ) ♪ ♪ Raw meat… So cold… Feels… good… Bullock: Smith? ( Distorted ) Are you all right? 'Eyyyyyy. ( Laughter ) Duper: Oh, my God, look at his fupa! ( Crying ) And then Duper said: "Oh, my God. Look at his fupa!" I made a fool of myself! And the worst part is Gooper's having another barbecue this Saturday. You work with a Gooper? Yeah, he sits over by the printer, with Hooper, Booper and Ozymandias. Stan, I'm about to lay some hard, earth-shattering truth on you. You should probably lie down. Things are about to get crazy real for you. I'll light some candles and put on some Enya. ( Gentle music playing ) Your suit is like armor for you, Stan. It gives you confidence, but it's a false confidence that makes you uptight and overbearing. You need to find true, easy confidence, but the suit won't let you. Whoa. This isn't really Enya, by the way. It's just Enya-like. Whoa.

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