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Men will stick it in a tree stump covered with fire ants.
Don't be stupid, women clearly use sex robots enthusiastically. Dildos are the most basic sex robots and women wax poetic about them. So much for comedy with truth at the core.
And you missed the parallel report from Concordia University: "Women will have sex for money or drugs or just to get access to a party – also stick whatever will fit in their vaginas, then complain that guys dicks are too small when actually they are all stretched out." Gee, not so funny when the same joke is made about women, is it? Now can you understand why it is unacceptable?
If you care about women, you should work for actual equality. Women rely on sympathetic men to keep what they have. This crap just makes it harder and harder to find sympathetic men.
After watching Colbert since the Daily Show years, I am now unsubscribing. I have had enough of your male bashing while you feign concern about gender equality.
How could we have had this scientific breakthrough, this knowledge and understanding that "men are more prone to using sex robots" without all the grant money and due diligence of researchers?? How would we have known?!
@2:55 "You're an ENTJ? I'm a DTFC3PO." RIP XD
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I'm not 100% sure, but I'd bet 1200 gallons per minute would get your cat to do just about anything including getting out of a tree.
Um, I beg your pardon. Women would also be likely to use a robot like that!!! We have the same frequent sexual needs as men!!!!! We are human beings with the same need for sexual pleasure, I think that sometimes we just express it differently.
Terminator Joe Coffee maker. Laughing can heal the pain until the pain starts telling the jokes. Can’t wait. Lol
What is going on with the quality of this video? Was it exported in 480p and then upscaled to 1080p? It looks like ass.
The finger wiggle!!! 🎉 😌
There's electric/robotic toys that a gender has been using for years.
Amazon replacing humans with robots? That would explain why the items I receive are generally different from what I ordered. 😆
Seems like it will get the cat out of the tree; the cat being alive out of the tree is another matter.
I’d buy that coffee maker.
That last joke made me LOL for real. 🤣
Women already have sex robots… have had them for like 100 years
Seems entirely appropriate that a robot's spooge would be coffee.
is this like a hint to new terminator movie?
Lol
That firefighting robot would have no problem at ALL getting your cat out of a tree. What state your cat would be in afterwards is more the issue! lol
https://youtu.be/sSkFyNVtNh8
He is about as funny as your cat throwing up on your bed in the middle of the night.
He can't say skinbags if robots have skin too.
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You mean I could have the sex I want every day without managing the hassles of keeping an irrational human happy? Sounds awful.
Women currently use my sex robots than men.
The first thing I thought of when Stephen brought up robotic skin was the necessary advancements in prostate examinations. People are gonna love that!
Also, sex robots are going to be able to fake their orgasms way more convincingly.🎉
the firefighting robot is a weapon of war
Wait, isn’t the robot with human skin basically a Terminator?
So a jetpack that takes up use of both arms, and their first thought was military applications?? What's he supposed to shoot with, a gun between his toes?
Cousin Rick is a cutie. Is he single? 😊
I want one of those coffee machines now – I hear it does a killer mech-iato…….!
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"Men are more prone to using sex robots", have these people not heard about vibrators?
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3:56 – You realize it's just a matter of time before they create a robot that CAN do that?