The Night Gesturer stalked from house to house, hoping to find someone to threaten. Every year he would sharpen his blade and polish his mask until the plastic cheekbones glistened in the motion-sensor lights of backyards across the city. He’d grow his fingernails extra long, all the better to scratch the sliding door glass – or mimic the ripping of guts and rending of flesh. But as he collapsed on the patio tiles, crimson leaking from his throat and pooling in the tracks of grout, all he could think of was whether his story would ever make a good true crime podcast. Was gesturing really enough in this day and age? Would it even merit a 3-part Netflix series? “I should have probably gutted some of them,” he thought as his last breaths evaporated from the inside of his mask. “Gutted a few and gestured at the others.”
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Dang old Night Gesturer AGAIN
Dude looks like Tim Heidecker
Remember kids, not everyone can be a slasher killer
This is proof that 5SF is still amazing. Absolutely hilarious
Cool. But is it going to get above 11k views?
Huh, never knew Zoran was a mime. It tracks.
It;s always a treat to read the descriptions of your videos. Great work as always.
Milk and Serial but they forgot the bowl
Is this a lesban story where they cut their hair short and spike it up and pretend to be middle aged oil field worker 🤔
note to self: don't mix up which hand has the invisible knife
Why have so many classic 5secondfilms been removed!?!?!?!?!
Heheh, oopsie.
Imagine driving by as they're filming this and you see someone holding a knife outside the window
Typical rookie mistake.
Haven't we all been there?
This is why you should keep your nail trimmed.
The calls are coming from outside the house!
The blood in the grout was tested. It was corn syrup and red dye. He came out of the sugar coma and jumped out of the coroner van at red light…he
what an overachiever
Oh never mind. Roll credits
A representative image of the cutthroat movie industry.
Cut your damn nails Mr. Killer
This is why we keep our nails trimmed, children
He probably should keep his nails filed 💅🏻
The Night Gesturer part 2 please