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The goats that crave human pee – Simon’s Peculiar Portions #75
0:00 HILARIOUS (TRUE!) HOLIDAY STORIES
15:47 WORST EVER CHRISTMAS STORIES
26:32 THE FUNNIEST HOLIDAY FAIL STORIES
39:22 PEOPLE ARE REALISING MINCE PIES DON’T CONTAIN MEAT
47:36 THE KFC FIRE LOG WHICH SMELLS LIKE FRIED CHICKEN
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How Lewis and Simon both forgot the name of fruit cake is beyond me.
34:29 Similar to a horror story told in YoGPoD 15 where the babysitter eats the baby
Mince pies contain minced fruit.. minced meat contains GROUND meat. Mince pies are not the things that you call the wrong name. Also.. fruitcake is the cake that you were trying to come up with.
It goes wrong when you chant Natas instead.
13:03 visibly perturbed
Worst PP so far
Something beautiful about Lewis looking fully like a middle aged dad, but IMMEDIATELY going to "no, the zoomers are fucking right, this shit is dumb."
Why do people of my generation not understand that something other than meat can be minced this is genuinely depressing
Simon's christmas Ho-ho-hole
You can't go cut a tree in england because someone already did. You can't swing a cat in Canada without hitting a forest
Bruh, I thought only us Americans were ungrateful shitheads during the holidays lmao
Why are minced meat pies called that anyway?
Whachoo talking bout Lewis?!? Such a good old reference that I still say all the time. Good old Yogpod and now good old PP 💓💓
As a Canadian these stories were not relateable at all. This is what I expect from wealthy elderly Canadians trying to relate to your average Canadian youth and utterly failing to do so.
Materialism Christmas, Its hell, people should be happy to get anything. Nothing kills happiness faster than anticipation.
36:53
"Some of her Simplings"
Lewis Brindley 2022
Merry Christmas to all the Yogscast members & any Yogs fans reading this.
Cutting down a tree is normal all around the US and Canada, no matter what age. Makes it more personal.
I've never seen a mince pie, I've only heard the Brits mention them on occasion, and I assumed "it's gotta be a pot pie with mince meat. That's the only thing that makes sense!" My world has been turned upside down
Simon Claus brought existential dread for Christmas!!!!! Yoggy Yogmas
I'm not sure what kind of Christmas I'm going to have with Santa chanted three times in reverse by Lewis and Simon, but I guess I'm about to find out.
Lewis looks like kip. 😋
as a 23 year old living in ireland i only learned Mince pies were made with fruit not meat this year too wtf!?!?!
forever alone Lewis with engagement advice…
Those people must have some pretty nice lives for those to be christmas stories they considered horrible. Apart from the one about the mole removal voucher, that is pretty bad for a relationship.
whats the deal with mince pie followed by cut (an ad) was so funny to me for no reason
simon is looking good
I got the "your birthday's right near Christmas, don't expect much" and my birthday's Jan 19th, almost a month after Christmas, seemed a bit of a stretch. But looking back with adult perspective they spoiled me rotten at Christmas. No therapy needed 🙂
no one is ever going to legally be allowed to be buried in a biodegradable cardboard coffin, at least in the US. Our bodies are laden with toxic chemicals and part of the coffin's job is to keep us from poisoning the water table. Merry Christmas!
it's called minceMEAT, why wouldn't people figure it had meat in it. I figured like most horrendous peasant food, where the King in the castle took all the good meat and left the serfs with shit, that it was the worst possible meat, like kidney and testicles.
How do you take the time wrapping a bunch of presents for one kid and not realize you don't have any for the other kid?
One year my Mother, Sister and I went out to do last minute Christmas shopping and got food poisoning from some bad McDonalds. The three of us spent all Christmas in bed throwing up. While everyone else in the house opened gifts and had fun. My dad also bitched at us for not coming down to open gifts with the rest of them and said we were really ruining their Christmas.
If you pause it at 49:36 it looks like it could be 2 separate shots next to each other
What a festive watch this was while I was rearranging my rooms for my new gifts, thanks for always making it Christmas you two!
I wanna see a million views on every Simon's pp from the nostalgia hit they give! I'm Dave exclamation mark yogpod and I have the balls! Couldn't write this on Tina Barret's MySpace sadly.
The way I see it, (even tho I stopped believing in Santa) The reindeer fly and are able to pull all that mass due to magic, Santa gets around the world in one night because he has the power to control time with his magic and Santa’s magic sack is bigger on the inside.
But if he doesn’t control time just remember about the time zones, in one country it’s nighttime and in another it’s daytime so Santa would have to have to have specific order of which countries he visits first as the Earth rotates.
This should have way more views than it does, please keep making these!
Well, "preserving liquid" to preserve foodstuffs in the Middle Ages was either a) liquor (alcohol), or b) vinegar. If they were a favorite of some king, you bet alcohol was involved.
Why on Earth would you want the smell of delicious roast chicken to make you hungry… but not get any actual roast chicken to eat??
A plastic tree will never be better than a real tree. Judging it in terms of "carbon footprint" is idiotic… the plastic itself is the main problem, not the energy needed to create it. The plastic eventually cracks into smaller and smaller pieces until it becomes microplastic. And then the real "fun" begins. And a thousand years in the future it will still be there.
I love how they talk to each other lol