The non-shitpost version.
0:00 – Westopolis DARK
4:01 – Westopolis NORMAL
6:50 – Westopolis HERO
10:46 – Digital Circuit – DARK
17:40 – Digital Circuit – HERO
23:23 – Glyphic Canyon – DARK
28:14 – Glyphic Canyon – NORMAL
32:15 – Glyphic Canyon – HERO
37:11 – Lethal Highway – DARK
41:41 – Lethal Highway – HERO
45:04 – Leathal Highway – BLACK BULL
47:16 – Cryptic Castle – DARK
53:59 – Cryptic Castle NORMAL
59:09 – Cryptic Castle – HERO
1:04:13 – Cryptic Castle – EGG BREAKER
1:05:32 – Prison Island – DARK
1:09:59 – Prison Island – NORMAL
1:12:51 – Prison Island – HERO
1:17:07 – Circus Park – DARK
1:20:45 – Circus Park – NORMAL
1:24:30 – Circus Park – HERO
1:28:06 – Central City – DARK
1:31:22 – Central City – HERO
1:36:29 – The Doom – DARK
1:43:03 – The Doom – NORMAL
1:45:49 – The Doom – HERO
1:51:27 – The Doom – HEAVY DOG
1:53:10 – Sky Troops – DARK
2:00:12 – Sky Troops – NORMAL
2:04:27 – Sky Troops – HERO
2:09:49 – Mad Matrix – DARK
2:21:15 – Mad Matrix – NORMAL
2:25:18 – Mad Matrix – HERO
2:33:56 – Mad Matrix – EGG BREAKER
2:35:35 – Death Ruins – DARK
2:38:51 – Death Ruins – HERO
2:42:34 – Death Ruins – BLACK BULL
2:43:27 – The Ark – DARK
2:47:48 – The Ark – NORMAL
2:50:42 – The Ark – BLUE FALCON
2:52:42 – Air Fleet – DARK
2:58:57 – Air Fleet – NORMAL
3:03:20 – Air Fleet – HERO
3:07:59 – Iron Jungle – DARK
3:11:31 – Iron Jungle – NORMAL
3:14:15 – Iron Jungle – HERO
3:18:19 – Iron Jungle – EGG BREAKER
3:19:01 – Space Gadget – DARK
3:24:15 – Space Gadget – NORMAL
3:29:42 – Space Gadget – HERO
3:33:13 – Lost Impact – NORMAL
3:36:08 – Lost Impact – HERO
3:44:35 – Gun Fortress – DARK
3:51:47 – Gun Fortress – HERO
3:57:40 – Gun Fortress – DIABLON
4:00:15 – Gun Fortress – BLACK DOOM
4:01:58 – Black Comet – DARK
4:09:40 – Black Comet – HERO
4:16:24 – Black Comet – DIABLON
4:19:01 – Black Comet – EGG DEALER
4:22:14 – Lava Shelter – DARK
4:26:36 – Lava Shelter – HERO
4:30:42 – Lava Shelter – EGG DEALER
4:33:34 – Lava Shelter – EGG DEALER (yes, you have to do this fight twice)
4:36:20 – Cosmic Fall – DARK
4:41:23 – Cosmic Fall – HERO
4:48:00 – Cosmic Fall – EGG DEALER
4:50:58 – Cosmic Fall – BLACK DOOM
4:52:54 – Final Haunt – DARK
4:58:08 – Final Haunt – HERO
5:05:03 – Final Haunt – DIABLON
5:07:26 – Final Haunt – BLACK DOOM
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