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After loving House of the Dead, we had to watch another Uwe Boll movie. Tara Reid plays a scientist, or curator or whatever, in Alone in the Dark. What more needs to be said?
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I interviewed UWE BOLL a few months ago. The man might surprise some of you: https://youtu.be/wvGuMTaaHdk
Best part of this movie is how during the sex scene, the song "7 Seconds" is playing.
I'd be interested how you guys rate Krull! I used to love that movie as a kid. It still has one of the best sound tracks imo.
I know this isn't your cup of tea, but you know what's more unbelievable than Tara Reid as a scientist? Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist in The World Is Not Enough, a James Bond movie. To be fair, nobody expects realism in Bond movies.
I love the Viper shirt.
After that the scientist decided to start a meth lab … More zombies…
This movie did not cost 20 000 000 dollars. So where did the money go?
Starship Troopers fired the most blanks it was somthing like 300,000 rounds fired
F*CK UWE BOLL! All his movies are cheap cash grabs with no artistic merit. They are only worth laughing at, so good on you.
This is the only Boll film I’ve seen. I wasn’t horribly offended by it or anything. Just found it really dull
Well… in around 79 or 80 my wife got smart and left me. I was looking for new living conditions.
I looked at an old warehouse and an old business down town to convert into a residence.
The warehouse was plagued by a zoning problem.
The business needed a new roof.
I bought a motorhome and slept in the city cemetery when I wasn’t working..
The warehouse makes sense if you build a place inside you can heat and cool..
Parking your car in the living area with you makes sense.. sort of..
I remember watching this movie and being engrossed with how much of a train wreck it was. The plot is so shockingly stupid.
It's orphan time!
I had no idea there was a second movie, i just looked it up. It wasn't directed by Uwe Boll, but he did produce it. It features Lance Henrikson, Danny Trejo, and Sean Connery's son. That sounds like a wild ride, I'm looking forward to that episode.
If Christian Slater is a discount Jack Nicholson, then Stephen Dorff is a Kirkland Brand Christian Slater
Zombie dust is the best thing to come out of Indiana.
"once you make it down here alive, you are already dead" reminds me so much of another hilarious uwe boll quote:
"you created this all to be immortal. why?"
"to live forever!"
If the nun went to hell it wasn't for slicing her wrists, it would be for only one reason: she was never fully persuaded the Gospel of Jesus Christ was true, so any sin would've sent her no matter how small or big.
They are looking for a gate, but we all know that Stephen Dorff already knows all about the gate, seeing as how that was the movie he first stared in.
You guys gotta watch the second one, it's got Lance Henriksen and Danny Trejo. It's terrible.
It's not from the video game I believe…. but still banger !!
It's Orphan Time!
Please try to find a copy of 2020 Texas gladiators to watch
What is it about Star Wars opening crawl that it's the only good movie with it? Any other movie that has one is almost always crap.
31:25 The final scene begins at the intersection of Pender St & Burrard street in Vancouver and then heads south west along Burrard street. While they have put some American flags on the right side of the street, note that they have not covered up the Canada Post mailbox on the left side..
Serious question. How long has Erin known Brian? He seems to know about about her but they don't seem like siblings.
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You know you put a lab coat on Erin she’d be something of a scientist herself.
Segal aspires to this level of quality!
So, is this based on the game?
31:06 is dat actually Slater doing the voice-over? The voice sounds really close to Craig Sheffer, thespian in such quality films Turbulence 3 and Seagal masterpiece Code of Honor.
I'm only here for the audience feet & knees.
Tara Reid makes Denise Richards in The World Is Not Enough look convincing!