bro, I had a lockdown drill a couple days ago, ALL THEY DID WAS LOCK THE DOORS, CLOSE THE BLINDS, AND TURN OFF THE LIGHTS. AND WE JUST KEPT LEARNING. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Me as a teacher i will tell the students if there is a fire or skool shooter i will tell them to jump out the windo OHH BUT STACY SAYS SPAM JUMPING WILL SAVE U FROM GETTING SHOT BECUASE SHE PLAYS MM2
FR! They did these stupid drills when I was in kindergarten, elementary, middle, and even at my old high school! I hated every single second of them! Not only that, but these stupid drills wasted a ton of time, so we couldn’t get a lot of our work, classwork, or homework done because of them! It’s so ridiculous that the teachers and principals are behind all of it, too!
When I was in middle school they at least put some effort into the tornado drills. They didn’t make us line up against the walls and crunch down. They made us all sit in one of the restrooms until the drill was over.
During an evacuation drill after some schools in the area had received bomb threats, I mused while in the bleachers
"This is every school's plan. Evac to the bleachers. If you actually wanted to make a statement, put the bomb in the bleachers. Easy enough to cover it with some sheet metal and make it look like it's supposed to be there."
Apparently one of my classmates interpreted that as a threat and reported me.
Principal tried to read me the riot act, but the school resource officer (a local/county cop thats at the school full time) let me go because he knew the "report" was bullshit.
I had an assembly for these drills and the teacher said “act like theres an actual fire when the fire alarm goes off” Then they tell you to not run and leave all your shit behind, like make up your fucking mind guys.
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That one kid looked like eric cartman
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bro, I had a lockdown drill a couple days ago, ALL THEY DID WAS LOCK THE DOORS, CLOSE THE BLINDS, AND TURN OFF THE LIGHTS. AND WE JUST KEPT LEARNING. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Actually tho just jump out the window
Oh yeah my school is smarter with the intruder stuff. They just straight tell you: “if you can’t hide, jump out the window and run for your life”
Me as a teacher i will tell the students if there is a fire or skool shooter i will tell them to jump out the windo OHH BUT STACY SAYS SPAM JUMPING WILL SAVE U FROM GETTING SHOT BECUASE SHE PLAYS MM2
Nahh in the fire drill we walked and I was in the building with 2 friends and we could be dead-
Huddling up in the corner is like no russian for the school shooter
“Most zesty pose”💀
Thanks for the ideas
Believing kids will walk in a single line slowly to escape a fire is like believing the earth is flat.
I hated ducking down it was so uncomfortable but ofc the teachers got to stand up never understood that 💀
Man i love the easter eggs and references in his shorts,for example:you can see at the end that a kid looks like eric cartman from south park
EXACTLY THE SCHOOL THREAT DID THE DRILL WHEN HE WAS A KID YOU REALLY THINK HE AINT GON KNOW WHERE YOU ARE
Bro someone threatened to shoot up my school yesterday and I heard we were talking about drills the day before (I've been sick so I wasn't at school)
I had a sub during a lockdown and they barricaded the windows
FR! They did these stupid drills when I was in kindergarten, elementary, middle, and even at my old high school! I hated every single second of them! Not only that, but these stupid drills wasted a ton of time, so we couldn’t get a lot of our work, classwork, or homework done because of them! It’s so ridiculous that the teachers and principals are behind all of it, too!
I sure hope i dont get banged during a tornado drill
The fire drill is mostly just to show you how to safely get out the fastest, although the tornado drills are still incredibly useless😅
Solution. Get chunks of metal.
Metal + face = bad
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my school makes us hind under our desks when someone comes in playing cod irl
That is true.
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I remember doing the shooter one in 1-2nd grade i think.
At my school they said for the school shooters, you can run away or attack with with a chair, I’m not kidding.
Im the only one that see’s chainsfr copy here from school drills
When a terrorist comes in in school WE GOTTA HIDE UNDER THE FREAKIN TABLE LIKE WTH , HOW THE HELL IS HE NOT GOIN TO SEE US BRO 💀💀💀💀
Tbh I'm very zesstyyyy
My school doesn’t even have a tornado drill
In fire drills, the moment the fire is trying to rurn me into a 20 piece chicken mcnugget, im zoomin outa there
When I was in middle school they at least put some effort into the tornado drills. They didn’t make us line up against the walls and crunch down. They made us all sit in one of the restrooms until the drill was over.
all i see is a talking birb :>
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Bro if a intruder comes in the school and sees nobody then thinks school closed and then next day he gonna know that school opens next day
During an evacuation drill after some schools in the area had received bomb threats, I mused while in the bleachers
"This is every school's plan. Evac to the bleachers. If you actually wanted to make a statement, put the bomb in the bleachers. Easy enough to cover it with some sheet metal and make it look like it's supposed to be there."
Apparently one of my classmates interpreted that as a threat and reported me.
Principal tried to read me the riot act, but the school resource officer (a local/county cop thats at the school full time) let me go because he knew the "report" was bullshit.
Browse trying to be the fake fish for me
Booooo
I had an assembly for these drills and the teacher said “act like theres an actual fire when the fire alarm goes off”
Then they tell you to not run and leave all your shit behind, like make up your fucking mind guys.
It’s cause school shooters might have pulled the fire alarm to you know what to children
How has nobody commented on the fact of the perfect loop
I havent had a fire drill since second grade wth is with my school