“Prepare one stake to enter the victim’s anus …then he saddled two horses, started moving slowly forward, the ropes holding the feet to the horses…The victim hoisted up into the air on the stake. No mercy for the weak ones! NOOOO MERCYYYY FOR THE HUMAN RACE!”
There’s guys who just want your blood and want to impale you and want you to die if you don’t obey them…and then there’s innocent girls who play black metal/pipe organ in bikinis.
This isn’t perfect as I learnt it by ear maybe 13 years ago. The first time I ever filmed myself playing this was well over a year ago, but I wasn’t in a bikini.
We all know that The Simpsons episode with Bart replacing the Church music with that Iron Butterfly song – how unreal would it be to be asked to play pipe organ at Church, and I play this whilst the clergy slowly walk down the aisle, waving that incense thing with smoke everywhere?! God help us, when the congregation go to sing the lyrics in praise of Vlad the Impaler.
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