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How'd they miss that, photoshop isn't even that hard to use…
No wind on mars
That was literally a foot high đ€Ł aliens must be tiny
Always crazy that the 2 things for sure no one can really be 100 percent on when talking about is what happens after death and is there other life out there they seem like they would be so simple to answer đ
Elon already has a bunker on mars..đ€Łđ€Ł
Oh shit we finally found a glitch in the game software, THE MATRIX IS REAL!
The earth is clearly alive Mars is dead af no geological activity of course everything seems untouched lol
Joe Rogan believes they take pictures of MARS? He has to be the biggest and dumbest OAF in history.
As an egyptian i want you to know we control nasa and we make doors on Mars for no reason
Joe thinks God is pulling a fast one đđ
if these morons saw a legit McDonald's on Mars, with the arch and a drive through and everything they'll STILL say naaw it's zoomed in its actually a rock formation LOL
I cant trust anything Coming from the guy who thought you can drive thru red lights at night time… in front of a cop no less
No How stupid are you. It is not mam made thousands of things what look man made on Earth are not my made
Look at earth, if you look explore enough of it you'll see there are plenty of strange natural things that just exist all over
So it stand to reason there will be a few strange natural phenomena that occurs on Mars and other planets
First of Joe, you don't even believe in GOD.. so quit invoking GOD IN YOUR CONVERSATION..!!
As someone who has lived in Arizona all my life it sucks out here and others than having an atmosphere itâs basically Mars.
Doom takes place in 2022
It's just the entrance to the relic for weapon crafting
This isnt the only photograph, theyve taken others and it looks like you took a triangle slice out of a cake. Its not rectangular at all its just the shadows
Its so dumb how people are spending billions to explore mars like it doesnt fix any of the problems we have here on earth
WAIT THE DOOR THE DOORMAN WANTED TO OPEN ON MAR IN THE LEGO TV SHOW IS REAL!!!
arizona gets hot af and mars is cold
If you look at it from any other angle it doesnât look like a doorway
If you pay attention to the scale it's knee height. And it's also a single photo. SO many assumptions about a single photo!!
Fuck space overall I'm good down here
People need to stop riding Rogans dick and agree with everything he says even though seconds before you believed in the complete opposite. Joeâs the man but jeez whereâs his guests backbone lol
God is hilarious and I love it
No matter how low survival is i would go to mars
Im the apposite I would like to go to space and thatâs-how humans will discover the galaxy one planet at a time we civilize it and makes us closer to other planets
If I could go to mars I would
Just to fuck with the next person that shows up I'd carve some random Hebrew words into the ground and see what happens when others find it
Joe…
STEP AWAY FROM THE BONG MAN
Space nazis
If you zoom in just a little bit more, you can see "CIA" written on the door.
Lmao I thought Rogan was gonna say, I donât even wanna go to Arizonađ€Ł
It's a 1 way trip to misery. 1st few generations there will be pure misery.
Isnât mars like extremely cold?
The only reason I would go to space is so I could mine the planets that rain diamonds
Am I the only one frustrated af wondering why they never show the actual picture they are referring to? Then proceed to go to the comments to see if anybody else is just as pissed as I am. Just to find people actually talking about how âthe pictureâ looks like this or that âŠ
So my dumbass goes back to review the video short one more time where I FINALLY notice âthe pictureâ is PRECISELY placed on the bottom of the video itself for the entire freakinâ short!!!
I dumb. . .
That is not the only image of it they showed it from a different angle and it doesn't look like a door also I trust hank green more then these guys.
he did not just say mars is like arizonađ
I thought we all agreed …. the door to Mars is under area 51
I have no desire to go to Mars either. I love earth. It's beautiful here. But sure. I don't mind of some people go. The only thing I'd like to do in space is go see what happens if u go to a black hole. Those things are so cool amd mysterious to me
Literally 2 min on google will tell you that the image being circulated of this mysterious âdoorwayâ is an extremely zoomed in picture of an image taken by the Mars Rover. Scientifically illiterate people are so damn gullible, itâs frightening sometimes lmao
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Arizona looks interesting in inverted mode
I have often thought a lot of these pictures of Mars are actually pictures of the desert on the Earth takin at different times of the year
Duuu du duu duu duuou duuo
None of it is real.