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With the apogee solstice imminent, Bells Hells begin their infiltration of the Tishtan ruins, where they encounter new faces in the fight against the Ruby Vanguard…
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HEY, there are DEFINITELY going to be some SPOILERS under the thing
0:50 The return of Gale
4:00 Gale is an absolute idol
6:10 Laura’s merch corner
7:40 Intro cinematic
9:30 EPISODE STARTS (Planning will extend until 1:15:50)
11:05 Recap Ends (Hey Matt, what time is it?)
12:55 Liam gets in character
22:25 The Changebringer gets more bloodthirsty
25:10 Ira and Laudna make out (Fearne steals from Ira)
30:10 Testing the propeller
34:05 Baseball exists, canon
40:15 The circlet helps Imogen
42:40 Chetney sells Xandis on the Kamikaze plan
47:15 Fearne reconsiders her role
53:10 FCG is ready to sacrifice Xandis
56:10 Fearne is also a valid sacrifice
1:01:00 Ira misplaced his spyglass
1:07:05 Distributing Danish
1:09:45 Messaging Keyleth
1:12:30 Chetney wants to keep the apron
1:15:50 Goodbyes
1:20:25 Chetney ships Laudna and Ira
1:21:40 Ashton steals something personal and irreplaceable
1:23:15 Bells Hells and Xandis
1:33:15 Skyship wreckage
1:39:20 Chetney freestyles
1:48:55 Getting past the guards
1:52:10 Getting recognized
1:59:50 Map out (in tents)
2:01:00 BREAK STARTS
2:11:05 Art Montage
2:13:05 BREAK ENDS
2:14:25 Battle begins
2:16:00 Bane Tony Danza
2:19:05 The Ring of Fire Resistance
2:31:20 Tossing Pate
2:34:05 Chetney humps the robot once
2:41:50 Thiccc robot
2:55:40 HDYWTDT
2:59:40 A ‘mysterious stranger’
3:03:40 LET’S GO-regard
3:09:40 Beau thinks Laudna is weird
3:10:45 The dirt wizard appears
3:20:45 Damn, M9 < Bell’s Hells
3:23:15 Are these guys high level?
3:26:50 What’s dunabis
3:31:20 Mentioning Marisha’s 1st character to Marisha’s 2nd character with Marisha’s 3rd character
3:39:15 Fetch (9 mighty warriors)
3:49:55 Would Fearne have flirted with Beau or Caleb?
3:50:30 The explanation for the post-Feywild rolls
3:51:25 Episode Ends
The in-game start date for the episode was the 8th of Fessuran in the year 843. Sam’s gas can is a magazine cover of Marisha flexing which says “FLEXX MAGAZINE 15 Ways to get shredded IT'S HER! DOPE MONK S***, HOT RODS IN EXANDRIA, ARE YOU P***ING CLEAR?” With a picture of Sam in the bottom corner. “WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GUY?”
Matt has been confirmed as the DM of the upcoming season of Dimension 20. We don’t know anything else, but it is yet another thing I never thought we’d get, but am hyped to see. I’m a big fan of Dropout, I’d say it’s worth grabbing a subscription now (it’s currently 20% off), but I’ll also post here when it starts for people who want to just grab a free trial.
Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?
Spoilers
But seriously if you don't want them, get outta the comments
Caleb's accent got thicker and thicker over the course of C2, and it's only grown stronger in between campaigns!
Another episode where CR constantly misgenders a non-binary NPCs who's been with them for a multitude of weeks. C'mon y'all…
i'm gonna make a random and perhaps incorrect prediction. Daleth is Predathos. or an avatar of it of some sort? would go a long way of answering some currently open questions.. Thoughts..?
I want to say something about Marishas arms without sounding thirsty, but i just can't.
At this point we NEED everyone of the three campaigns to meet each other to go on an adventure together.
Or maybe just parts of each group.
Maybe in a one shot where everyone plays a character from different parties.
What dynamics would you like to see?
That UltraPro ad was so much fun!!
Imagine they get a bunch of guests to play as Keyleth, Caleb, Beau and some other previous campaign characters in the next episodes and fight with them
rolls a 1 and 19
" I'll take the 1 "
DM: visible confusion
2:16:45 Watching CR with captions is a must because you get these really serious discussions interspersed with half the cast sporadically saying “Titties”.
So lewdness is trying to destroy magic
Man can't wait till they get to campaign three for the animated series and they have a moment where all Marishas characters do the spiderman pointing meme
I did not expect a Bulk and Skull cameo in this episodes announcements. The pull this show has is incredible.
Matt's FF8 Diablo Reference 👍
Ermmmm who’s going to tell the prez of the nerds that she didn’t do a very good at saving the queen of England from the octopus very well….
I wonder if FCG can control or command these large warders because of his background/origin.
this campaign and the characters are so lame, they need Caleb and Beau to hype it up….
So like. What would it cost. or what do you guys think the group would have to do. For a War style ship to gift their Captain. I think he deserves the best ship money or thief'n can get.
jesus christ this campaign's boring.
Oh SHIIIIIIT how did I only just figure out that Ashton had distilled dunamis poured into their brainhole? Hexum is clearly the source of the dunamis that they mentioned the Assembly having.
I'm half expecting Hazel Copperpot to show up next!
They missed the chance to get Chet in little red wizard robes like Imogen and Chet discussed way earlier 🤣
When Ira is saying "you can trust me" it just makes me think of Kaa from jungle book lol
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Spoil
Spoil
Mighty nein meet Hell's Bells
Yes, that was cool. Love it
Spoilers
Loved how no amount of lv 15+ Monk Shit could stop Orym's gaydar from clocking Beau.
30 feet per 6 seconds = 300 fpm = 18,000 fph /5280 ft in a mile so moving 3.41 mph
"Our skills in deception aren't our strongest suit"
Extreme syphilis intensifies
Can I please have tiny Liam as Orym for rest of the campaign? Its so adorable. I love it.
Imogen is lucky she didn't get acid reflux…
i feel like the callback to that specific guy catching them out here after fighting them in the kitchen
is a long served revenge for that impromptu porn scene
1:04:00
I like how no one noticed that Ashley say I’m the captain because of the intense conversation
There is just something so magical about Matt making this fantastic sprawling world for his friends and loved ones, filling it with not only himself but little gifts for each of the cast, sometimes leaving saplings that wont grow for years. And then have Marisha make 2 of the most beloved characters, each exploring a different unique side of the world, The Air Aasharia and Cobalt soul (Both major world powers), personality wise completely different but somehow they are both a perfect extensions of their creator, living their (Unending) lives (how beautiful is that?!) inside matts world that he created for her.
I think beau would make imogen strip and look for eyes after she talk in her head
How did Travis miss out on an opportunity to try to sniff out the smelly wizard?!
3:12:08 Dani’s scream 😂 Fangirling at best
Can we all send Taliesin some new dice?
And I thought that Diablo reference made this episode
And so as the dramaturgical faux pas continues to mount, the wobble only increases.
This campaign was already feeling quite inorganic, and now we get old OP characters to offset the failed power curve. It's starting to look like a pretty big disappointment I must say, and I'm surprised that a team with this level of motivation, experience and access to resources, has managed to get itself into such an awkward and unflattering position.
It's not that they can't phone it in if they want to, this demographic is nothing if not extremely forgiving, but it can't be good for their self-esteem.
Me at the 45 minute mark: "Man I love captain Xandis I hope nothing bad happens to them"