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Notice how she never shows her greasy hair!
Andrew is definitely net positive. +7?
When we went to school below 70 was a F…now it’s below a 60.
Dog
😂😂😂😂😂 Rosie, the riveter
John again with his confident wrongness! “How many Supreme Court justices are there? “John, (confidently) “12!” There are 9.
Andrew +5
Ya’ll need a sound board w/buttons of John saying silly things like “I’ve been on a safari.” Just push em’ randomly to roast him. 😂
Felony is good but what about misdemeanor? Vape? Welcome to the world lil’ vape. A future white rapper in the making. 😂
I have two dogs.. 3 is fine but 4 is pushing it. One cat is too many for me. If you have any large predatory animal as a pet you should be on a list. 🚩
My daughter's name is Ellanie (rhymes with felony). ❤
Lil John the Baptist…. 🤣😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Neighbors have 2 dogs, chickens and ducks. In a neighborhood. Pretty sure they take ducks inside when it gets really cold outside 😅
So, what exactly is it that makes someone owning an exotic animal strange? Is it that it’s not natural to the habitat? Is it the cost? For example, if Bill from Iowa has a Grizzly he’s weird. However, if Amaqjuaq from Northern Alaska has a black bear, is it still weird?
Oh my.. that video is not good guys.. Not for Jesus. It is blasphemy..for sure.. I thought u meant , it was really sincere.. Let's hope not.. very sad.
I guess u meant they thought it was real. Someone needs to pull them off the stage or sing it but not about Jesus.
You all may get deported… I'm a teacher too and love History. I got all of them right but I agree with u that the cold war was about Nukes.. I thought..
Oh Jon, you went to a Christian private school I'm guessing? Oh no wait, home schooled. Your mom did the best she could I'm sure. My niece went to a private Christian school and my sister called me and stated," Kenzie cam only learn people in history that were Christians." We both paused and 😂😂 honestly who knows for sure most of the early Americans did go to church and were members.. Other home schooled grandkids of ours don't know anything about history even at a young age. All the other public school kids do.. wow..
Noone teaches or taught us how to handle money.
What does it say about me that the only reason I knew about Ben Franklin inventing bifocals is because of the movie Big Daddy?
Ok so I officially just realized that I would pass the US citizenship exam not because I'm a US citizen and should have learned these things in school. But because of the TV show my children watch Xavier Riddle and the Secret Museum. 😂 Show was hilarious. Def going to get me a pair of goodr sunglasses.
I have a hedgehog, leachianus gecko, and a savannah monitor.
PLEASE do the TSwift lyrics and scripture ties video. We need this. 😂😂😂
You can still look up names address’ etc from a plate
Your 100th show should be live so we can live fact check (or this a horrible idea) – like 9 Supreme Court Justices – John is trying to stack the court and doesn’t even know it! Haha! 12 on a jury not on the bench 😂🤣😂