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Now returned to Jrusar, Bells Hells meet with old and new allies to catch up on the city news and determine their next mission…
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0:15 Royalty free lounge
3:30 Laura’s merch corner
6:50 Intro cinematic
8:40 EPISODE STARTS
11:40 Recap Ends (Fearne was a bit absent)
12:25 FCG being not creepy
15:05 Reviewing the Jrusar itinerary
20:25 Chetney island
21:55 Getting the names of all the employees
24:05 Driving down the value
24:55 Fearne serves Kender vibes
26:50 Laudna passive-aggressive roleplay
32:25 Kill Tua Tutwani
34:45 Fearne being not creepy to Ashton
36:30 Fearne pokes the brain
38:05 Smiley face
39:20 Ashton’s dreams
43:15 Sticky coins from Fearne’s pouch
44:00 Actually we know lots of toymakers (carnal desires)
45:55 Blurry Fearne
52:10 Dinah Vashur, music teacher to the stars
53:10 Ballet feet
54:50 Hexum
1:03:40 Examining FCG
1:08:45 FCG takes Hexum on an incredibly short date
1:12:20 Getting the statue
1:20:20 Ugh, 23
1:21:20 Laudna thinks Ashton is pale (wooden mouthguard)
1:27:25 Chetney takes Ashton’s measurements
1:29:50 Laudna has seen the fanart
1:33:00 I also can’t wait for the inevitable gondola fight
1:33:50 Chetney has the idea that FCG might have the soul of a dead person
1:37:30 Avicii
1:40:35 Protocol for the Lord
1:44:40 Eshteross can train with himself
1:46:20 Accomplished but not retired
1:48:25 BREAK STARTS
1:54:50 Art Montage
1:58:25 BREAK ENDS (Eshteross’s briefing)
2:02:45 Vex’s letter (Dictator)
2:05:55 Different episodes
2:09:00 Exploring the new map
2:23:45 FCG was buffering for awhile
2:25:35 The dangers of airship travel
2:27:00 Tonight, I bake
2:32:20 Sam attempts to eat an Oreo off his own face
2:36:55 Chetney tries to talk his way past guards for the first time
2:42:10 Sam’s flask
2:50:25 Werewolf background
2:56:10 Werewolf reproduction
2:58:20 Chetney is in control
2:59:40 The asteroid metaphor
3:06:15 Chetney pelt
3:08:30 The fault in our moons
3:12:55 Talking about Chetney’s control
3:15:10 Travis has a hard time holding the accent with Laura
3:18:10 Werewolf edging
3:22:40 Marwa’s Trove
3:26:40 Butcher’s Bib
3:32:50 Portable hole
3:34:40 Caleb’s Produce Flame
3:44:40 Zhudanna gets older and older (saying goodbye)
3:46:55 Anni Aughta is still cool
3:50:35 Interrogating Milo
3:56:55 Give Milo the blood bib
3:59:00 Travis peeks at the gas can
4:03:35 FCG and Imogen are psychonauts
4:17:50 Bloody wolf
4:18:45 Orym messages Dorian
4:20:35 Episode Ends
The in-game start date for the episode was in the year 843. Sam’s gas can says “ATTN: Taliesin, Liam, Laura, Ashley! Travis Can't see this! MAKE him think it is HILARIOUS!” With a box to prevent Travis from seeing.
Started watching Infinity Train, which has Ashley as the lead, and Robbie joining in Season 2. It's real good, worth the watch.
Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet
Them clowning on Sprinkle being half dead/wanting to die (which they did in the ads at the beginning this time) will never stop being hilarious to me.
2:03:07 Imogen the dictator does a surprisingly good impression of Vex
3:52:06 Haha, I was worried that they'd go the whole episode without acknowledging Sam's gas can board. (And then Travis sneaking a peek at 3:59:03)
This is the last arc of C2 with the map nerd-dom doing on.
I was listening to the first part of this episode and not watching it and I didn't even realize Ashley wasn't there in person!
2:41:47
Not episode specific, but every time Matt says “We love you very much” at the end, I feel warm and fuzzy. Great way to end a night!
Are the ear pieces they have now so they can hear Ashley?
Am I the only one shipping Imogen and Lord Eshteross?
Welp, there's a spoiler about Vax'ahlia
The worst part of playing catch up is seeing a piece of merchandise that you want so dearly but it's sold out.
Anyone know the song that plays at the end in the background?
Sam's intros are always the best. Kind of hope to see that character again.
No deputy patches sadge
I hope they do a one shot exploring the water fountain
As an avid ratchet and clank enjoyer I think fcg is basically clank
Be Vigilant!! 😴😪
Does Matt know every time he says one of these epic lines that we are going to repeat for years? Evelyn, go to the market; get me my supplies. Tonight, I bake!
Every time Matt speaks as Dorian I get a little sad. I wish Robbie would come back
dananananananana dananananananana BAKE MAN!
Matt, having clearly never met a child over the age of 4, continues to attempt to portray all pre-pubescent humans as pre-schoolers.
FCG is going to be the L3-37 of Exandria and lead an automaton revolution!
Where do you guys get/make the maps?
Sam? It is always creepy to watch someone sleep
I know that everyone is busy and stuff but like they made a very important commitment to keep a watch even in hotels because of those liquid assassins.
Eshteross is officially a zaddy
Is it just me or is Matt trying not to cry from just the emotional weight of this story he's telling about what happened the night of the heist with Ashton? I'm not good at like reading nonverbal cues but the entire story his face just looks very pained and I feel like that is a mark of a really good story weaver when they get into the emotion of the story they created or co-created
As much as it would be great to have Robbie doing the pop-up Dorian lines, Matt this is a surprisingly close interpretation which I think just continues to speak to the talent and skill he has
1:44:00
Did Taliesin shortchange himself out of 100gp at 4:21:00? (215 times 2 is 430, not 530)
I’d expect Dinah to know the banjo instead.
1:11:50
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Happy Ashton is a lot scarier than angry Ashton
“Just because you have a soul, doesn’t mean you know how to use it to good.” Is such a raw line, holy fuck
Great quality on Ashley's video and sound – they've sure come a long way since those early days in campaign 1, when they just set up a screen. 🙂