Progress Quest: The Game About Making Progress

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Intro song is Predestined Fate from VVVVVV

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  2. aLSO I'M SO MAD SONIC MESSED UP MY ORDER TODAY I ASKED FOR MOZZERLLA STICKS AND THEY GAVE ME CHILI CHEESE TATER TOTS 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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  8. Wtf do you mean "simplest games"??? Progress Quest is a complex game with an entire meta dedicated to progressing faster. I know like five people (myself included) who go through the source code regularly in an attempt to progress faster, and we've found a number of secret tactics to earn experience faster. For example, the best roll in the entire game is an 18/3/3/3/3/3, also known as the impossible roll. It's the highest possible str value and the lowest possible rolls for anything else. There is a one in a few billion chance of rolling this, but if you do, you'll probably progress faster than anyone ever before. The game takes a hard bias towards a stat if its a lot higher than the other ones, and this roll gives str a massive bias right out of the gate. As the game progresses into late and midgame, you'll have probably the most str out of anyone at your level. This allows you to carry more items, so you don't have to travel to the market nearly as often, increasing your experience gain. Time spent at the market is next to useless, as you can't earn experience while selling, buying, or traveling. I'm tired of these noob players saying Progress Quest is "easy" or "simple" and disrespecting the art that is the Progress Quest meta.

    (this is satire)

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