Pittsburgh Steelers vs Baltimore Ravens – A Christmas Clash

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This is for the division and all the spoils of war. Steelers and Ravens in another showing of classic AFC North football. Another in a long line of rivalry games where Pittsburgh will somehow bullshit out another victory despite gobs of offensive talent on the side of Baltimore. Could this be the day Lamar and company break out of their horrific black and gold trance? Or will it be more of the same old shit?

The only way to find out is to play the game. God speed, gentlemen.

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32 thoughts on “Pittsburgh Steelers vs Baltimore Ravens – A Christmas Clash”

  1. AFC North Jolly Crusade Week 16 Highlights

    Q1

    19:30 The game begins! Ravens receive the kickoff.

    23:33 Alex Highsmith HIGH END TALENT forced fumble

    30:50 Ravens fumble it again, and recover it again.

    39:15 Isaiah Likely touchdown – Ravens 7-0.

    Q2

    52:55 Mycole Pruitt HIGH END TALENT touchdown – Tied 7-7.

    1:06:20 Russell Wilson fumble

    1:17:40 Rashod Bateman touchdown – Ravens 14-7.

    1:38:20 Justin Tucker 51 yard field goal – Ravens 17-7.

    1:44:38 Chris Boswell 51 yard field goal – Ravens 17-10.

    Halftime.

    Q3

    1:59:00 The game resumes, Steelers receive the kickoff.

    2:18:30 Cordarrale Patterson HIGH END TALENT touchdown – Tied 17-17.

    2:26:40 Mark Andrews touchdown – Ravens 24-17.

    Q4

    2:38:30 Steelers 4th down conversion attempt is no good

    2:40:50 Minkah Fitzpatrick HIGH END TALENT interception

    2:45:05 Danger Russ pick 6, fuck this game – Ravens 31-17

    3:04:15 Justin Tucker 23 yard field goal – Ravens 34-17

    Steelers did nothing after this, and the Ravens run out the clock.

    Ravens win 34-17.

    3:12:02 Days of Our Steelers.

    Today’s Shitshow has amounted to absolute catastrophe as the Steelers did not clinch the division title. Instead, King Henry walked all over the run defense, and helped the Ravens clinch their spot in the playoffs.

    Yinzer Mobile Corp has been temporarily shutdown until further notice.

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  2. 19:45 – Steelers Ravens kickoff

    23:29 – Ball's out!

    30:44 – Fumbles again

    39:16 – TD Ravens, 0 – 7

    49:53 – 2nd Qtr

    52:53 – TD Steelers, 7 – 7

    1:00:38 – BAD punt

    1:06:14 – Fumble

    1:11:38 – Hill is out

    1:17:40 – TD Ravens, 7 – 14

    1:25:12 – Sacked

    1:38:26 – FG Ravens, 7 – 17

    1:44:39 – FG Steelers, 10 – 17, hafltime

    1:59:41 – 3rd Qtr

    2:12:44 – Moon ball!

    2:18:29 – TD Steelers, 17 – 17

    2:26:45 – TD Ravens, 17 – 24

    2:35:20 – 4th Qtr

    2:38:26 – TO on downs

    2:39:41 – King Henry

    2:40:53 – INT

    2:45:05 – INT TD Ravens, 17 – 31

    2:56:35 – Flowers

    3:04:04 – FG Ravens, 17 – 34

    3:12:02 – Muffed catch

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  25. 3:13:02 This week……on Days of Our Steelers……..the Yinzer faithful flock to M&T Bank Stadium to watch the Black and Gold Brigade continue their twice a year tradition of shutting down Playoff Lamar and the Ravens. Little did they know that the Lord was not going to deliver Russell Wilson from pick 6s.

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  28. Hey, Ravens fan here, NOT coming to flex. Great game, the NFL would need more of this.
    As for Patrick Queen – many of us Ravens fans told you when you signed him, that while he may be the best Robin in the NFL as LBs go, he's not Batman. If he's paired with a bona fide No#1 LB, he can be money. Just don't expect him to be that No#1 guy himself.

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