Our Podcast Was Hijacked (ft. Jschlatt) | Noodle Shop #5

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Jschlatt joins our Noodle Shop hosts as a corporate plant from OTK to help make sure Tectone speaks directly into the microphone and attack the entirety of Gen Z, you won’t want to miss this one!

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Hosts:
Rich Campbell: https://www.twitch.tv/richwcampbell
Emiru: https://www.twitch.tv/emiru
Tectone: https://www.twitch.tv/tectone

00:00:00 Intro
00:00:31 Schlatt’s headset agenda
00:03:55 Chimpanzee nuts
00:06:50 DMT is the gateway to the afterlife
00:07:55 Tectone teaches us how to do DMT
00:13:22 Experiencing 1000 years in 12 minutes
00:16:00 Artificially extending life
00:18:26 Lucid dreaming
00:20:05 Fairly Odd Parents fell off
00:21:07 Macarena song is about cheating
00:23:18 Tectone was lied to about Bakugan
00:27:20 Schlatt is Joey from Yugioh
00:29:10 Bidets will change your life
00:35:03 Bakugan ripped off all the anime
00:37:30 Total Drama Island
00:42:00 Being out of touch and unrelatable
00:49:20 What does Schlatt watch for fun
00:51:50 Lord of the Rings talk
00:53:54 Best animals for pets
00:56:20 Pet possums
00:59:30 Going to war with companies
01:03:28 GenZ is spineless
01:08:43 Emi is an oppressive landlord
01:10:36 Real or Fake game segment
01:15:40 Making a bed gives Rich anxiety
01:18:38 Back to the game
01:18:50 Time out for a tangent
01:20:38 Kevin Hart ruined Shark Week
01:22:35 Empty feeling without chat
01:26:06 Back to the game
01:26:14 Just kidding another tangent
01:27:42 Feeling empty after reaching goals
01:29:14 What can money buy
01:30:43 Weaponized incompetence
01:32:34 Being busy out of guilt
01:37:25 Face reveals
01:38:37 Back to the game
01:45:45 What anime should Schlatt watch
01:48:53 Outro

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41 thoughts on “Our Podcast Was Hijacked (ft. Jschlatt) | Noodle Shop #5”

  1. So the song Macarena has 2 versions of it. The original version is just about dancing and talking about moving your body to the groove to the music.

    The version Schlatt , emiru , tectone , and Rich are talking about is the “Bayside Boys Remix” now that’s about cheating.

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  23. Taken DMT a few times, I didn't see beings, but I saw patterns in the sky and when I closed my eyes and looked up, I flew up in the air looked down could see myself and my head moving when I looked right I was in the air looking left right could see myself look around. The most two notable is there were portals that opened up, could see diff moments that seemed like my life most unrecognizable. I dove into one and might be coincidence but a lot of things changed after. Are still different. The other was my first time and I saw a kaleidoscope of what I can only describe as my subconscious and conscious minds switching to a point of watching my own thought patterns as very clear, Images that were more vivid than ANYTHING I have seen with my own two eyes. Also Tectone is just saying that last part about being depressed because "kids might do it" It does not make you depressed at all, If you were depressed before It's not going to magically fix you. All DMT does in my experience is create a lot of beautiful imagery, and opens up the mind to an entirely new perspective of life.

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  27. Tectone said to comment if you know radagast the brown

    ofc I know radagast
    tolkien is the greatest writer of all time. And props to rich for being a silmarillion guy. In terms of the movies though lotr > hobbit all day

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