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THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! Sally babe spits a FIRE verse to kick off todays ep LIVE FROM @chrisdcomedy home gym. Chris talks new hair styles and how to keep the hair looking crispy. WTF are cow licks?! What is time? The universe is insane! The babes break down the outfits they wore to Chris’ daughters Christening. Chris was rocking a nice suit while Sal went a bit more casual with some Doc Martins. CUTE! Saturday is the only day Chris can eat sweets because of a promise he made to his daughter, and he’s planning his sweet day in Phoenix HARD!
How much do spies get paid? How do you become a member of the FBI or CIA and wait, what is the difference between these two federal agencies??? Age limit to become a secret agent LOL the babes talk football. Weird facts about the NFL and kickers blow the balls off our babes. Sal is now officially older than professional players and the Babes deep dive into this Cowboys Kicker Conspiracy🤔. Sal talks about new bits they are filming for impractical jokers new season. Shout out Spike TV! Offensive line is most important part of a football team and watch out if you ever become a professional sports player because the fumbles and hazing sounds brutal!!! Fart drama! Shout out the nice Christening card Chris got from Sal and the babes have decided just to gather and drink.. no more big things. Or maybe not. Let’s just enjoy and predict what’s going to happen for the Superbowl!!!
00:00 Babes are coming to see you
1:16 Freestyle Sal
4:45 Hair to the Side
7:25 History of the Cowlick
9:05 How’d we deal with things babe
11:35 Doc Martin got to Break in
13:00 Beautiful Suit Chrissy
15:46 Sweets on Saturday
19:00 Phoenix Sweets Day
20:10 Suit was Five Hund
22:38 Shout out Special CIA Agents
27:05 Training for the CIA
28:37 Babe Ads
31:03 Difference between FBI vs CIA
32:30 Sal in CIA
34:20 Cowboys Kicker Conspiracy
37:40 The Yips
38:45 Missed Kicks Record
42:00 Babes Ads Again 🙌
43:15 Field Goal Babes
48:05 Pros vs Joes
49:27 Shortest QB
50:44 Fumble is a Free for All
52:27 Foot Shavings Camaraderie
57:15 Farted in the Face
59:30 Sal’s Christening Card
1:01:45 Let’s Just Gather
1:02:50 Super Bowl Predictions
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Best hey babe song ever
In these ads, Chris looks like a dad from the 80s
I want to have sal’s babies
Okay Sal with the intro 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Your thinking of Sebastian jenacowski ( not how you spell it) but he was polish and played for the Raiders and he was huge. Thick. Lol
Your trying to think of Sebastian Janikowski that was the polish kicker on the raiders for years, this man never had the YIPPS
Best. Intro. Ever.
This intro was SICK. All of you are perfect
Ayooo that "Mein Comf" had me hollerin' 😂 13:50
Catholic…. Eeewww
As an Israeli listening to this podcast, we do indeed google the amount per plate at the venue and that is what is the norm 😂
Link the suit guy
Love the football talk!
Lol “I had one line” 😂😂😂
18:00 Did my first week of dialing in my diet. Sugar was my achilles heel. Gave saturday as my real cheat day. And I do feel pretty good and that I know I can keep that up. I didn't even go off the deep end with sugar on the day either. Combine this with my intermittent fasting and starting month 3 of working out 7 days a week. Feeling pretty good about summer time!
Funniest ep in a minute love you guys 🫶🏼
BRO SAL KILLED THE INTRO HAHAHAHA LETS GO
This much body, this much bounce. 🏋️🦘
It's my last night of the week at work, and the Babes are getting me through it.. God bless !
I just wanted to thank you for continuing to talk about football and mentioning Patrick Mahomes. I brought him up today and also talked about QB and how they’re nothing without offensive line.. I got so many points with my guy friends 😂 thank you
He's got a case of the yips. That's an old school saying, classic!!
♡♡♡ Last year We had the flue at the same time and now the hair thing 😂😂
He really just asked if he was 3 dimensional lol
listen to the audio on spotify at half speed, it’s amazing
34:57 “World's oldest footballer Kazuyoshi Miura, 55, jets off to complete the FIFTEENTH transfer of his 36-year career, after reportedly sealing a move to Portuguese second-tier club Oliveirense”
The mispronouncing of players names is so frustrating lol
In highschool I threw a baseball 110 yards. I could throw a football maybe 40. I never played football but I was a baseball player my whole life.
Here just to say go birds
CHUCK KNOBLAUCH GOT THE YIPS. IT WAS HARD TO WATCH. TRUE STORY
49ers need to take Sal’s advice and build a better line. Build around Trent.
Damn Sally raps 😂
so funny. I thought your hair looked better and I didn't know what it was.
40
Crissy, Cowlick We have the same problem, I combed against the cowlick til I was 30!
Intro was sick. Your new hairstyle looks so good
I don't know why but Sal spitting Forgot About Dre made my stomach hurt a little bit
Go birds🦅
I like how Chrissy clarifies an NFL field like all football fields aren’t the same exact size