Brothers and Sisters,
We are gathered here today to celebrate the launch of the church’s very first Kickstarter, the book of MONSTER PSALMS!!!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/the-church-of-doom/monster-psalms
All are welcomed and loathed in the chat.
Let us pray…
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I. MONSTER PSALMS…
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1;1 {RPG Book} Is a blasphemous tome of illustrations and random tables to give your 30 most iconic DnD monsters new an entirely new unholy existence at the table!
1;2 {May} Is coming to Kickstarter May 2024 {use the link to get notified when it launches}!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/the-church-of-doom/monster-psalms
1;3 {Reformation} Is 100% human-made with illustrations by the amazingly talented Cameron Royce and writing straight from Father Doom’s pulpit.
https://www.instagram.com/cameron_royce_art/?hl=en
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II. INDOCTRINATE YOURSELF…
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2;1 {YouTube} As a Member of this channel and be blessed one with member-only emojis and a digital copy of “LET US PRAY” every month {one PDF with all of last month’s Patreon content}.
https://www.youtube.com/@The_Church_of_Doom/membership
2;2 {Patreon} As a Patron and be blessed with weekly system-agnostic homebrew, BTS posts, and access to my entire back catalog of random tables, 1pg dungeons, and other homebrew.
https://www.patreon.com/church_of_doom
2;3 {Discord} As a member of our Discord server which is open to all brothers and sisters.
https://discord.gg/G9FV3btjnY
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III. A BLOOD-SOAKED THANKS…
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3;1 {Cult of Doom} To these Patrons whose generous monthly tithings keep this priest fed;
3;2 {Martyrs} Cassie C. / Christian / King Kazon / Runehammer / Sir_Kardis
3;3 {Zealots} AlexWantsBeans / Bryen A. / DynaDynasty / Ricky Dunn
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Woop woop
amen