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Dead Island 2 (2023 action role-playing video game), developed by Dambuster Studios and published by Deep Silver for PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S and Microsoft Windows as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.
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Jacob's character is hilarious and the story feels like classic dead island if your a dead island fan you will absolutely love the game like me I waited for it for 9 to 10 years and we finally got it and it was a miracle it wasn't complete garbage and the gore my God the gore is just beautiful
It looks boring as hell
I think for the writing you just chose the worst character lol, I chose Jacob and actually liked his one liners and lines
everyone doing this game so dirty, basic story but pretty fun for co-op and smooth gameplay.
All the bots in the comments are bots bought to say the game is good
i just beat it, and i remember playing and cringing at some points because of the writing, and then the ending just made me say out loud THE FUCK, i had more questions than answers. Felt like i was fucked in the ass and called a whore
When you review a zombie game, you gotta review it compared to other zombie games and judge it that way tho:/ you can’t compare dead island 2 to Elden ring like🤷♂️ feel like some people miss that, I went into this game with the mentality of is it gonna be better then DL2, but pretty much if you like dying light, Dead island, Left 4 Dead, games like that, you love Dead island 2. That’s my take on it
Thanks for saving me 60 bucks
game sucks lol
oh oh sneak QR code and 7:13 😀
Im really enjoying this game. Whenever I get bored this game has been perfect to just hop on, not think about anything and satisfyingly obliterate zombies. It might not be winning any GOTY awards but its far from a bad game imo. Just the fact that it took them almost a decade from when this game was announced to release it and its a stable experience with no incessant bugs/glitches, stuttering, crashing, etc like 80% of games recently is an achievement on its own.
I honestly think the selling point is just being able to play the section the trailer was advertised at. The detail of seeing how the zombies would come out of the sand was really neat.
I can agree the sewer was generic, but I did genuinely enjoy the other sections.
I didn't have issues with mass zombies (id say 6-7), at least at the beach.
I'm just happy we got something, but yes, the writing was hugely disappointing.
What does a generic zombie game even mean when there barely are any high quality first person zombie slashers out there? Dying Light is really the only comparable gaming experience to Dead Island that I know of. Are there so many good first person zombie games out there already that DI2 could be generic, or rather that it being generic would make it not good?
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The audacity they had to release a game 9 years after teasing it to then end it on a cliff hanger is insane… I loved Dead Island 1 so it's safe to say I enjoyed this, however the cliff hanger left a really bad taste in my mouth…
I thought some of the lines were funny asf
Dani’s has to be the worst character couldn’t bear to hear her I went for my boiiii Bruno and Amy
im afraid this is how elder scrolls 6 will be.
Dying Light 2 did it better lol
I respect your opinion, but I don't share the same sentiment.
On the other hand, I am honestly having a blast playing this game
The difference between 55 and 💯 = one hit KO
Hope they take a page out of dying light 2 and have a physics/combat update. Hitting enemies feels so limp, very little feedback.
Dying Light 1 is still fairly unrivaled in pure physical and visceral feel of meleeing zombies.
9:35 bro avoided the LGBT 👍
This game went though development hell and was able to manage to be a game that wasn't bad but nothing spectacular. Honestly that is all you can ask for in my opinion.
I dunno if I agree with the 55. I personally fell its more of a 70. It’s definitely got flaws, but it has a better identity than Dying light 2 which was a major disappointment
I was looking forward to killin some zombies darn it!
Sir, Dambuster resetted the development from scratch in 2019. Not a decade.
How dare you Sir. I love Dani!
Yeah, the gore is amazing. Up there with tlou2
Yep. I hate the dialogue. The MC has the mentality of a wannabe cool 10 year old boy.
I'm starting to think uh, that uh, you've consumed so much in the past 3 years that everything is now just annoying to you. I understand paid monetization for these games you have to force yourself to play, but maybe you should do longer playthroughs till the end of the game. IMO there's really good things as you progress in the games you dislike from 3 hours of play.
Is there gonna be any dlcs?
Dead Island 2 really needs a patch, but the base game is solid
Well, this is a shame. Good-bye, Dead Island. You never were my favorite, or very good, but you were on the scene. Not having an ending is definitely a no sell point for me. DLC be damned, it has to have an ending. Ten years for no ending is just wrong, and I don't care how many hands it changed, someone could have given it a clean wrap up.
DO you have a WWZ Aftermath moist meter video? I already know wwz is an amazing game but just curious your opinion.
wow. how did they downgrade. this shits a mobile game lmao 💀
It seems only brain dead zombies played this brain dead zombie game, I thought it was so fkn boring.
Yeah i dont even think he played the right game. Like claiming theres an unreasonable amount of slo-mo when i almost NEVER saw it, maybe a few dozen times throughout the entire game, and saying “ThErE aRe AlMoSt No ZoMbIeS aNyWhErE” like motherfucker OPEN YOUR EYES!! Like the games great, he just has shit taste. Like the gameplay is fantastic, weapon customization is AMAZING, the skills system is really cool, the story is pretty good, the world is really awesome, and Dani’s writing is phenomenal, and has SO much charm, idk about the other characters, but i LOVE Dani. Shes a cheeky irish cunt, absolutely perfect. The ONLY thing thats bad is the ending, but its clearly setting up for add ons down the line, most likely just so the game could actually release this decade. Only other thing that kinda sucks is that certain zombies have complete immunity to weapons with certain effects, not just a resistance. Thats also a bit annoying, but not the worst thing, just encourages you to use more than just one weapon. Overall an 8.5/10, at the least. Like just say its not your kind of game, dont make shit up. The games great, you just prefer other genres. Thats like me trying to review a sports game, like i dont play them, dont like them, so me going in to review one is gunna sound a lot like this video, just negative and with no actual thought behind it. Do better, Charlie. You’re better than this.
the story is ok but like you said the combat is good and gore is amazing
This is 100% True
2:39 volcano Tabasco sauce hot take
I like the slomo
Gore better than The Last of Us?
The fire, explosions, and kill the zombies.
Dead island 2 did this better than back 4 blood
I totally agree with everything that you’ve brought up , like don’t get me wrong in terms of dismembering the zombies and combat is pretty good , but the story is really bland , it seems like a repetitive cycle with each mission you do. Someone needs help, they go missing , you go through each place in the map to find them , with new enemies in different terrains. The ending was very generic and have seen in previous games. I wish there were more of a connection with the character you play as , and something I think would have been great to adapt in the game ,would be multiple choice. Bad and good endings. Don’t get me wrong I still enjoyed the game but the fact that it took me only 9 hours to complete the main missions is honestly a little bit disappointing. I would give it a 5/10 and that’s even a little bit too much but yeah
they did all of the zombie crushing bits right but fcked up on the story, I mean dead island one took a long ass time to do, I still bought the game bc of what the first one meant to me, but like BL3 it just doesn't quite hit the mark
This game is amazing considering its been in limbo for 10 years and I loved it