StarvHarv is back with another bad translations video. Today, modern history from 1990 to the present is covered. How bad will it be? What role will HE play? Mr. Terry explains the real translations?
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Let's build a HE lore archive down below. Add what you know!
2:15 is kinda accurate one 'cause that day the treaty for giving the power back to Germany was written after the division ended and Germany got to unify.
He should ruin Roman History next.
finally
"The United States began to destroy the world through threats and wars"
I don't see how that's a bad translation, that's literally what happened
Iβm going with He being like an anime character. For an example every few hundred years. He has to keep rebirthing hisself in different location as a deal with a God/Devil. And he can die and come back if he is Injured/Killed. Making He a Forrest Grump immortal type character.
He, being the youngest son of the revolution, was very dissapointed at how Stalin treated the revolution and decided to dissolve the entire Soviet Union
Not a Rocky movie, but Rambo 3 had Sly going to Afghanistan and supporting the same people that attacked us on 9/11
I guess on 9/11 2001, Al Qaeda also used a time machine to launch 4 other attacks. They were probably trying to go back in time to make the U.S vulnerable in the present, but their device malfunctioned and they were instead sent forwards 995 years. Being militant fanatics, they didn't let this stop them from trying to carry out their mission.
I found both StarvHarv's video and yours to be quite entertaining! According to Google Translate, Ireland voted against Soviet occupation, Ukraine is running Hebei, England is a "republic of all duties", Prigo wound up in Bosnia and Herzegovina (I though Pringles was on the plane), Andalusia is independent (and as per the Kremlin, so is the University of Nevada, Reno), and South Sudan voted in a headache-causing referendum!
Also, HE is quite entertaining, as always.
Thanks for making this!
YES!!! THIS IS S TIER
We still donβt know if he was convicted of war crimes.
We need "HE Lore" merch!
Hi.
Before 10 hours gang please reply to this comment
I'd love to see him do an American History one but I don't know if there'd be enough content from the translations
Russia's annexation of Donbas got pretty harshly clowned on with "most countries consider Ukraine to be part of Ukraine". No lies detected there.
maybe StarvHarv gonna do the American Civil War
I think I'd like to see a video like this on the crusades, idk why,but that was the first thing that popped into my head when thinking about what other events StarvHarv can make a video on π
The idea of HE being a mercenary would make sense
looked it up at 4:00, Adrabigania is the latinized name of Azerbaijan. as in "what the catholic church would call it nowadays in a document they have to write in 'ancient' latin". that explains a lot of where the grammar went if they let both ancient and "modern churchish" latin into the mix, ideally if "detect language" then goes "oh sure, italian, i know that one" half the time π
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Interesting how much He has done to stop the Soviet Union, despite the fact that He can be called the youngest son of the soviet revolution.
I needed you as my history teacher back in my school days i only had 1 good history teacher lmao
I'm not sure which video I like more. StarvHarv's original or yours with the added commentary on what actually happened. Doesn't matter, though. I watch both videos
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I have a theory about HE. HE is the God Emperor of Mankind! (Warhammer 40k) HE has been "born" multiple times, died a few times, is around but no one knows who HE is… So my theory is that he has died multiple times (clinically) but only truly been born once. The other times are his re-entry to society after a clinical death has occurred.
Why do I think this? GEoM is "a Perpetual. An individual who is a member of a mutant branch of the Human species that possesses seemingly superhuman abilities, the most important of which is immortality. Perpetuals have been known to survive dismemberment, suffocation, decapitation and even complete disintegration by directed energy assaults or atmospheric re-entry, their bodies always regenerating and even bringing them back to life after clinical death."
It is also said that "He wandered over the Earth and throughout Human history. He traveled among the different peoples of Mankind. While He had first been only an observer of Mankind's triumphs and follies, He soon began to help where He could, using His ancient wisdom to spread efficient government, crop management, animal husbandry, technology and peace. He used His influence carefully, at first adopting only the guise of a normal man, and without revealing His true nature.
As the millennia passed, the man who would become the Emperor watched the Human species develop. He traveled the entire globe, watching and helping, sometimes adopting the persona of a great leader or advisor. In times of trouble He became a crusader, a religious leader or even a messiah, at other times He remained a back-stage contributor to events, an advisor to kings, a court magician, a pioneering scientist. Many of the guises He adopted were humble, others became monumental figures of world history or religion. At times of crisis He would be there, steering Humanity along a narrow path to survival that only He could see."
So That is my personal theory. HE is The God Emperor of Mankind. "The Emperor of Mankind, often referred to by His faithful as the "God-Emperor," the "Master of Mankind," or simply "the Emperor," and who sometimes referred to Himself as "Revelation," "
There is more than one HE, too powerful was his existence that HE had to be split among several minor avatars and spread across the world lest his very presence destroy time and space itself
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One day HE and SHE will meet. They will realize that each is the other's ideal mate and proceed to birth offpspring whose unstoppable Heinleinian energy will propel us to Mars and beyond!
There is a fandom page on HE lore
Don't feel too bad, Terry. The Mrs Butterworth commercials where the bottle came to life scared the hell out of me as a kid in the 1970's
I wonder if there's a particular translation that really wants to simplify away proper nouns when there's a gender particle in a certain relation, and of course many language want every noun to be gendered, and not every language fits that inside the noun. Subjects, objects, and verbs are getting shuffled most steps, so it's a coinflip if anything gets reversed.
One of my favorite school staff in high school was a refugee from Sudan. If memory serves, he actually fought in some official capacity, escaped to safety in America, and became one of the high school student body's favorite security guards. He dealt with horrible PTSD and the deaths of loved ones, but managed to overcome a lot of that and would often be singing cheerfully as we entered every day. Helped me start dealing with my own PTSD. Last I knew he was still working at the school, but it's been a couple of years since any of us were in school. Little sister just came off her second year of college to take a surgery break because her sunken chest was in dire need of fixing. Anyway, the point being that Mr. Seif (pronounced safe) was a great guy to be around.
Also very happy that someone else knows their Thera lore.
If multiverse theory is true and there are an infinite number of alternate universes…….I would love to visit the one in which all these bad translations are the actual history.
History version of a game on a music quiz show i watched . Guessing the song based on tranlated lyrics from english to Japanese then back to English.
I just realized
-he was born in 3 different places
-he has played this game twice
-this is his third play through
all he lore in chronological order
On July 24th, 1914, he was sent to Serbia, but refused and was forced to fight against Austria.
On August 17th, 1914, supporters of his work are working hard to find the original text of this statement.
On August 21st, 1914, he hardly fought in Charleroi.
On September 3rd, 1914, he died in the Battle of Lava in Austria-Hungary.
On September 9, 1914, he decided to attack Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger.
On December 14, 1914, after Lam's victory, they left him.
On January 18, 1915, Japan is opposed to China's neutrality. He died in battle.
On July 3rd, 1916, he remarried in Great Britain.
On August 27th, 1916, Romania is at war with it's allies. His army was defeated within a week.
On September 12th, 1916, he also built a church and a school in Thessaloniki.
On December 7th, 1916, he recieved a military commission from Mayor Maurice Heinz and built new buildings outside the park.
On September 5th, 1917, he got up. This is called Karma.
As of December 11th, 1917, he was born 300 years ago in the Ottoman Empire.
On November 10th, 1919, he was recieved at Buckingham Palace by King George V on the evening of December 10 and visited Buckingham Palace for the first time on November 11.
The next day (after September 2nd, 1939), the British and French governments sent him to Germany.
On May 13th, 1940, he founded London in Belgium.
On September 3rd, 1940, he prevented Hitler from invading Britain.
On November 12th, 1940, he was in Central Africa after fighting in Great Britain and France during the Christmas War.
On June 1st, 1941, he led an army to Crete and established a kingdom there. He has a British uniform.
On November 11th, 1942, he led an army from Alexandria to Moratus.
On August 19th, 1944, he summoned the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire.
On October 22nd, 1950, China sent 30,000 troops to the People's Republic of China, and he's gone.
On January 2nd, 1959, he flew 5,990 kilometers without using an airplane.
From December 21st to 27th, 1967, he made 10 orbits vefore returning to Earth, but never landed on the moon.
On July 20th, 1969, he arrived in the United States from New Armstrong Airport on July 20.
From December 15th to [1]7th, 1970, he becomes the first astronaut to land on another planet.
On December 2nd, 1971, he landed on Mars for the first time. However, it is spread for less than 20 seconds.
On May 12th, 1975, he leads the team to failure.
On November 29th, 1975, the terrorist attack against him took place.
On December 12th, 1979, he has played this game twice.
On May 30th, 1982, he is from Spain. Born in Spain.
On July 30th, 1982, the Communist Party of Sri Lanka was banned. He can be called the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution.
In October of 1983, he overthrow the communist government, overthrew the Cuban army, and stopped the Soviets from building an airport.
On May 20th, 1984, he condemned aid to the rebels.
On April 22nd, 1985, he was convicted of crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina from 1976 to 1983.
On March 8th, 1990, he was born in the Republic of Lithuania.
On February 5th, 1991, he retreated from Frunze to Bishek, the capital of the Kyrgyz Republic.
On August 30th, 1991, Adrabigania gained independence from the Soviet Union. He was still smiling there.
On September 2nd, 1991, he gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania.
On March 3rd, 1992, he divided England into a republic of all duties. It is part of the republic.
Last May (before September 24, 1993), he paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia.
On November 3rd, 1994, he was the first Afghan leader to be captured by the militants (namely the Taliban).
On March 20th, 2002, he was there for 8 years after the army invaded Iraq.
On June 27th, 2012, he ruled Azawad from Ansogo, the largest and last town in the Azawad Autonomous Province.
On January 16th, 2019, he traveled from Bujumbura to Gitega, the capital of Burundi.
As of February 1st, 2021, he participated in World War I and the Civil War.
On May 12th, 2021, he defeated the Armenian army.
The Crusades has potential for hilarious bad translations.