Messing up Modern History with Bad Translations



I took Wikipedia’s timeline of geopolitical events from 1990 to 2023 and ran it through google translate using languages with the worst translation quality, this was the result.

MUSIC:
Multiplayer Menu – CoD MW2
Axis theme – Hearts of Iron IV
Sons of Liberty Main Titles – Metal Gear Solid 2
Main Theme – CoD MW 1
Battle for Supremacy – Stellaris
Napoleon Peace Theme – Civ 5
Symphony No. 5 – Beethoven’s Gate 3
Victory – Super Mario RPG

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50 thoughts on “Messing up Modern History with Bad Translations”

  1. 'The United States began to destroy the world through threats and war'. I mean… yeah? The US government went kinda insane for a while after September of 2001.

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  2. Bro He went from a strong guy failing pretty badly in the military in ww1 to being a mutant and leading to success in ww2 to being a superhuman and flying in space to destroying and creating new countries out of thin air
    HE is a legend

    Also it'll be hilarious if one of these days it is revealed that "HE is Jeb Bush"

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