Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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Period simulator would be such a good segment to the next podcast.
I swear max has early on set dementia the amount of times he repeats these stories 😂
Love how they pretend that George is real. It's so cute to make him feel more included🥰
I SENT THE VOICE NOTE IN ABOUT CGI AHAHAHAH
GEORGE YOU GOT THE EGGS WRONG WAY ROUND IDIOT YOU'VE JUST POISONED PEOPLE 1:12:26
Hi guys loved the pod and would love for you guys to try a period simulator/be old for a day would love to watch those that would be hilarious 😂
Endometriosis gang ❤
i was yelling at my screen, ‘it’s a flying squirrel!!’ for 2 mins straight
I am an avid listener and enjoy this podcast, but a lot of the “dilemmas” that people are sending in aren’t even problems. A lot of them can be solved by just talking to whoever you’ve got the issue with.
If the boys just wanna chat shit for the whole episode, I’m down
From an endometriosis warrior who has been told at the age of 36 that I need to chose a pregnancy or hysterectomy I confirm it’s a shit place to be sometimes but you boys make me smile
We need a segment of SONGS EVERY WEEK
endometriosis/adenomyosis chain below ⬇️⬇️
29:35 that moment can have my whole heart😂😂😂😂
This ep had me crying laughing, Max your roadman accent 😭 also endo gang 🫶
BIG YES TO THE PERIOD STIMULATOR!!!! Also these eps where its just you two are just so much funnier for some reason 😂
Max where are you looking to buy your bed from 😂😂 you definitely DONT have to spend thousands lmao
Endo warriors 💪
I am CRYING at the road men voices. Finding it weirdly attractive but also mega mega funny. Loved this episode!
“nunga nunga” IM PISSING MYSELF
Please don't eat eggs if they float 😂 that means they're bad, if they sink they're good