Love Island Gives Me Life



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33 thoughts on “Love Island Gives Me Life”

  1. They're like a chihuahua and a kelpie and the kelpie is trying to fuck the chihuahua but the chihuahua is not a size queen… at least not for dogs… the bed couple…

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  2. Question: are those leather bike shorts the gay leather bike shorts that Kanye claimed to have invented? Because I mean, the pubice denouement was the whole segment, I'm sure of it… and the leprechaun voiceover was the treasure trail at the end of the rainbow… and Madi was the chick they all want to f*ck but none of them will get to because she's probably a producer…

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  3. "Mr Steal-your-girl" more like "Mr steals your baby… and puts it in the redundant sac space in his abdomen where his actual man-abs used to be… and then later gives birth to it…"

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  4. Frunkly I don't watch thus shut, we can see your pain and blood from you ears, thank you for your sacrifice when you watch these wannabes. Bamboo jammed under the finger nails might be less painfull. ; )

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  5. The Bonnyrigg FC jacket, yes! Bonnyrigg skatepark was my local park growing up. I saw some wild shit there. Used to be this 10ish year old houso kid that talked shit to everyone. Once saw him sat on the 4ft hip while another kid went up the other side, board slipped out from underneath him, it flew through the air end over end in slow motion and cracked him in the skull mid shit talk. I can still hear it!

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