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Jurassic World Dominion brings back the cast of 1993’s Jurassic Park, in true legacy sequel fashion, but to what end? I talk about what doesn’t work in Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard’s latest.
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Lewis Dodgeson plays a cameo part in Camp Cretaceous, the companion series on Netflix, and it's then where he discovers the can in the dirt. He comments it would have been useful to him 25 years ago.
Jurassic Park is probably my favorite movie of all time and the first movie I ever saw in theatres. Jurassic world Dominion is the worst film…ever? I think this might be the worst film of all time.
In the telltale game the Embryo can was crushed by Rexy and for a while that was cannon.
This movie is sh*t
I thought reptiles were cold blooded and didn't move in cold places and here they are living in a cool climate ,not
MFW a movie about dinosaurs has the dinosaurs take a backseat to giant locust and the “main” advertised baddie dinosaur appears on screen a whopping 4 times just to be killed off in one of the most anti climactic fights in cinema history
this fucking movie was nothing but a fucking wokefest , every liberal u despise is in it, not sure where Pratt stands but u can guess !!! , this was the worst one by far !!!
I personally liked it. I thought what they did with prehistoric insects was interesting and new. Everyone has seen plenty of dinosaurs, but people would have nightmares if they saw what prehistoric insects were like, which were way bigger than the modern day ones. And it's about time the Jurassic movies brought Biosyn into the picture, which was in the original JP novel by Michael Crichton. I think this movie is getting more hate than it deserves.
Only reason I want to see the movie is to see them bring back.the Original. Character s Sam Neill and Laura darn and Jeff golden Blum that s what makes the movie worth seeing is the original characters
I think they should try where they take the script from the first one, flush it down the toilet, and make something completely different.
I'm here to tell y'all right now that this franchise is dead we probably won't see another Jurassic movie for 6-8 years. And it's all thanks to this monstrosity that should have never happened.
Been noticing somewhat forced casting in movies lately, as Weird, Disturbed, Leftwing Freaks enact diversity quotas on every film……….the latest was the Bad A black female pilot in Jurassic World Dominion………I looked it up, and there are only 150 black woman professional pilots in the entire US, less than a percent of the total, according to ABC News……..so it's possible that the pilot of any given plane would be a black female…..just very, very unlikely. Pilots are 86% non-Hispanic white and 97% male, not diverse enough for the Mentally Disturbed people who make casting decisions.
Wow. The second part left absolutely no impression on me. Eh so it's bland, atleast I got a cool mask out of this kerfuffle.
Consistently one of the best movie review/analysis channels around. Always insightful and interesting. Thank you. I went to see the original movie five times in the theatre. I couldn’t care less now. Mostly because neither do they.
Writer they hire was a woman. Women can't write a good action movie.
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It's like someone had half a locust monster movie and half Jurassic World movie. Pick one.
Cmon guys its an action movie with dinosaurs. I found it fun with a great end to the series.
Colin trevorrow isn't a good artist, he's a factory filmmaker.
This movie is so fucking stupid lol
I like Chris Pratt and some of the other actors in this movie, but this was a huge trainwreck. Even the CGI was bad. I would advise people to save their money. Bad lines, bad plot, dull movie, noticeably bad graphics, just an overall flop that comes across as a money grab / rushed movie.
I think you have to see it in a good theater I saw it at the IMAX and the sound was turned down and the movie was not that good then I saw it in a regular theater and it was a little louder and it was a little better then I saw it on ppv at home in my theater at refrence level and it was way way way better and I was like this is more like it and now I love the movie
I don't care what anyone says. I really enjoyed this movie.
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Dominion is the worst dinosaur movie I’ve ever seen.
It was good. What’d you expect lol
I dunno if I might get eaten by a dinosaur at a drive in movie I would probably just not go to drive in movies.
the thing that breaks me is that the first things we saw back then looked like it was a completely different thing, with the Flashback of the trex vs giga, this film is not the jurassic world dominion that was originally planned and you can tell it, the movie was clearly rushed and released just for the sake of having a new money cash grab film instead of delaying it more and fix the script
Dodgson's character struck me as a cross between Tim Cook and Elon Musk
A waste of a movie. They had a year longer the time… and they waste it!! pity…
No, indeed, it's not the actors but the whole concept of the story is… sad.
Eh, not really, was it great? No, but train wreck is hyperbolic, and people just keep doing that word.
I remember telling myself when I saw the trailers “ it looks good but deep down it looks pretty disappointing”.
There's a reason, locust cannot get this big and it's called oxygen concentration and trachea in insects.
Trainwreck doesn't even do it's justice on this one holy sht what the hell happened to this masterpiece in the 90s that started it all
Nothing will ever touch the original again but I gotta say if you really think about it even Jurassic park 3 was way more entertaining than this disaster because at least they still had that old Jurassic 90s feel to it then
Once the new trilogy started it was game over never felt like the first trilogy again I mean really in 2022 the dinosaurs looked worse than the first ones unrealistic and way to fast to the scenes all sloppy jammed together like a modern 007 movie mixed with 90s CGI and blurry and was terrible and poorly done.
Then to add to the horror was 3 storylines going nowhere fast and when the best of the best finally got together the movie was over see that's what's wrong with movies today either it's another crappier remake of the greatest of all time not even coming close again or once again we have to be politically correct in everything like let's play with the dinosaur and there not dangerous anymore and put them on a leash.
I mean come on people this would never happen they would be eating us alive not coming back at the end and basically giving us a high five for bringing my baby back they wouldn't have no way in hell have been able to get close to these prehistoric titans without being eaten or ripped apart or stepped on it would have been anarchy on a level never thought possible specially in the ocean with the megalodon are freaking kidding me your talking about a 70 foot great white eating machine that would be sinking boats like crazy same with the other 60 to 100 ft monsters that we never knew was out there until it was unleashed on us in a catastrophic way
At the onset of the film I was immediately disgusted and knew it was going to bore me to death and it will be overbearing to endure watching it. How could they waste time creating such rotten piece of crap! Are we still in the 90's? The CGI team did a great job at being lazy! Will edit this comment after I'm done watching it. I'll most probably have worse things to say about this enth sequel. The previous ones were better.
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At the onset of the film I was immediately disgusted and knew it was going to bore me to death and it will be overbearing to endure watching it. How could they waste time creating such rotten piece of crap! Are we still in the 90's? The CGI team did a great job at being lazy! Will edit this comment after I'm done watching it. I'll most probably have worse things to say about this enth sequel. The previous ones were better.
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Not more than five minutes into the movie after my last comment. Really can't bear it. Caged baby triceratops and protagonist's hand instantaneously stuck onto each other as if they had magnets! WTF?! I'm not fault-finding but it just sticks right out!!! Grrr!!!
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Really can't bear it. When they started to load the baby tri into the van I can truly say that I hate it. It's not just that I don't like it? But, I truly hate it! I can't force myself watching such trash.
It wasn't a complex film? It was never meant to be? What are you talking about?
Characters have always been neh hell Ian just drones on pointlessly literally needing a translator like Kenny or Boomhower
It grossed over ONE BILLION DOLLARS, this is the real train wreck!!
I thought the graphics sucked and the plot was extremely corny
Female Han Solo is by far the most interesting character in this flick. Snooze-flick of a movie.
Bland and boring really describes this movie well.
The only good part about the movie is the little cute dinosaurs
What could you really keep doing for a sequel though? How many times could you open a Jurassic Park only to have people being eaten or how many times could you do people going to those islands only to be eaten? Dinosaurs on the mainland is a cool thought but to think that the US let alone a China would do anything but wipe them out militarily is unrealistic. Sure they would save a few and stick them in a zoo but the vast majority would be wiped out. Just think of how many Americans have guns.