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And they say money doesn't buy happiness
i adore this and am really happy you set up a campaign for it, thank you!!!
Does it fit in a jar?
Boy you know supply chains are bad when God can’t get things shipped without a four month backlog
Does he say "Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit"?
I’m surprised he hasn’t commented on this yet.
God, if this wasn’t real this would be such a good commentary on prosperity gospel.
Moar equal….lol
Loved the fine print/disclaimers! LoL
Weird how years ago in middle school this channel was weird and obscure. Now it has evolved and has merchandise. I feel proud, from Thomas’ Nuremberg trial go Jesus running from Federal Agents. It was a slow but steady growth. Even the noticeable difference in the Vietnam stories got me. I am genuinely excited to see this continue on
modest?!
I wish all of you here to be more equal in our Lord sight
"My child will never turn into a marketable plushie"
The child:
Probably couldn’t sell a ‘Nam Mouse plushie for legal reasons
Jesus looks like Jimmy D
Getting Wayne June for this is the best Jesus moment ever.
Jesus
Help me find my proper place
Jesus
Help me find my proper place
Help me in my weakness
Cause I'm falling out of Grace
Jesus
Jesus
Get ready to receive some holy spirit
OK but what loser buys merch. Like do you think that these YouTubers are gonna be your best friend all of a sudden
He's bout to get excomunicated
Does it cost 30 silver costs exactly?
Yeshuah is back, when his situation is relevant enough he will show justice upon all people. It’s mankind’s time to suffer the wrath’s of hell. No Bible references, just pure pain.
Finally a buddy for my Buddy Christ
Good animal farm reference!
Would be willing to buy if the size was stated anywhere
"He Said It, And It Was True" 💯
Using religion to market stuff is hilarious ahaha
thanks god
Somebody's gonna put jesus in jar💀
I feel more equal after my holy purchase, now I may rest easy.
Goodnight and god bless you all ♥️
Praise be to god, Amen!
Come on, man. This should really have cost exactly $30, in reference to Matthew 26:15. The US even used to have a $1 silver coin.
Please give the plushie a pull string with lines from the source animation like
"I. AM. THE SOOON. OF GOOOOD."
The lord sent his only begotten son at the modest price of 27.99
Really?
Is this blasphemous? Because I want one.
Puta que pariu
Fuck, Judas got made!
Bit too sacrilegious this time
I AM THE SON OF GOD! I WAS SENT DOWN BY MY FATHER TO LEAD HIS FLOCK TO PARADISE! TO ATONE FOR THE SINS OF ADAM AND EVE IN THE GARDEN! I AM OF ONE FLESH WITH THE DIVINE AND OF THE LINEAGE OF ABRAHAM. I SHALL BRING FORTH A NEW AGE, AND A COVENANT WILL BE MY LEGACY!