Jackie to the Rescue (3-08-23)

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  1. Call the arson investigator because Jackie doused this set in gasoline and set it on FIRE! (Again.) Maybe Pamela and Michelle saw her outfit and just decided to wear their moms' pantsuits. OR the producer saw what they were wearing, and did the "win one for the Gipper" speech: "Jackie, it's all up to you. We'll lose half our viewers in the first 45 seconds. Save the ratings. Save the show. SAVE US or we're sunk!" And she did by a landslide, a route. That is a Despierta America Sunday high hemline on her dress – a pity she didn't get some high stool time today! – and she delivers game-winning, professional-grade, world-class LEGGWORK that'll make Adelle Caballero glance nervously over her shoulder a OFTEN. Extra points for rocking that pair of non-platform (yes!) black stilettos with the metallic heelz again. MORE extra points for those elegant hair flips (because….. brunettes). And EVEN MORE extra points for just being our Jackie….. And, of course, coming to the rescue!

    My immediate reaction at the beginning was, "Wait, is it Easter already?" what with all the lilac and purple and mauve on the ladies. At least nobody had to wear Set Accent Green today. Some props to Pamela for the (barely visible) peep-toe sandals with the crrrrrazzzzzy high heelz. In this case, the platform kinda works. Props to Michelle for the extra waves in her hair and the part that makes her look younger. As for her pantsuit…… [Disappointed mom voice:] OOOOOOOOOOh, Micheeeellllle!

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  2. Damn! Pam and Michelle not even trying to break out of the slump. Trying to look all professional won't get ratings. Jackie is the queen but she needs to get more air time. Jackie knows that we don't tune in for the news or weather report. We want eye candy 🍬

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  3. Es cierto, las tres chicas aparecieron hermosas en el programa de hoy… Pamela, con su estilo de siempre… Jackie es el sueño de muchos hombres… Eso lo noto en sus comentarios… Pero mi sueño de mujer es Michelle, quien con su belleza angelical, hace deleitar mis ojos, cada vez que veo Primer Impacto…

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