Welcome to Season 2 of Quorators now on Cracked Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life’s questions.
00:00 Open up your hearts, it’s quora time
03:15 Is Venom two guys or is he one guy? And also is the Venom Eminem song about Venom? If so, which guy?
11:00 Why would a guy hug you and not let go?
19:04 I really need a bare bottom spanking. I’m disrespectful and I need discipline. What do I do?
25:55 Do all husbands stop kissing their wives after marriage?
32:55 My BF committed a felony and now wants me to take his blame and punishment. If I’m going to do it, what should I bear in mind? Will I survive a prison sentence? I’m very soft and weak.
38:35 How do I tell my bf hes ugly without him being sad?
45:10 Where are the babygurls looking for a daddy?
48:04 Waitresses keep flirting with m BF right in front of me. I get so upset. How should I handle these situations?
58:20 What are the rules for dating your teenage daughter?
59:45 What are the good films to watch with a MILF?
01:05:00 Is it sexist to wish a “Happy MILF Day?”
01:08:13 Is Donald Trump An Absolute DILF?
—-
Check out Dono’s funny podcast about dating and relationships @ rftb.me
SUPPORT QUORATORS ON PATREON FOR BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/Quorators JOIN THE DISQUORD: https://discord.gg/7pPYuKuYCr
source
i hope this podcsst discusses Venom
Minimum effort!!!
Please get to the point.
Oh Cracked, Just Like Vice;
Oh How Far You've Fallen
🇺🇲TRUMP🇺🇲 2024
1. He'd be a GILF.
2. NO.
2.7M subs yet <1000 views in 2 hrs.. did someone buy some subs and wreck their engagement?
I came for the flag
These two are hilarious. You all are broken people
Trump’s got 10 grandkids so far
Vemon
The manly ponytails bring honor to their ancestors
Not sure why I even subbed to this channel
with the venom question you have achieved peak quora
I'm happy to let you do you. I simply don't find this funny from go.
If this comment just gets someone to look up the original, it’ll be worth posting this. And if you don’t know the tune, do yourself a favor and look him up.
Liar
A parody of
Aurthur Brown’s
Fire
You think you’re god of the liars? You’re only one liar. Get ready to burn
Liar. You’ll soon have your turn
We watch you burn
You crimed hard and each screw you turned
Now your eternal soul will burn
And your mind, your tiny mind
Have you caught on you’ve been blind?
Way past time you fried your mind
You’ve fallen far, too far behind
Oh no, on no, oh no!
Soul’s gonna burn
Liar, you’ve destroyed all you’ve done
Liar, the end of you is now come
We feel your burn
Pampered like a princess Disney girl…
Now we all watch tumble down your world
And your mind, your tiny mind
We watched while you fell far behind
Ooh
Liar, get ready to burn
Liar, you never did learn
(Y’r)Soul’s gonna burn
(Y’r)Soul’s gonna burn
Soul’s gonna burn, burn, burn, burn
Burn, burn, burn, burn
Burn, burn, burn
Liar, get ready to burn
Liar, your soul takes this turn
Liar, why is your hat red?
Liar, R’ya’ready now liar?
For the younger crowd…
Boor
A Trump parody sing along to
Katy Perry’s
Roar
We used to bite our tongues and hold our breath
Scared even t’vote, lest we elect some mess
So we sat quietly, while Trump said Riot please
We seem t’ve forgot we have a choice
Did Trump push us past our breaking point
I didn’t understand a thing; it’s why I fell for everything
You are a clown but I’m no pup
You’re far damned worse than Elon Musk
We hear your voice, its grating sound
Your mind’s collapsing underground
You want us down but now we’re up
Get ready cause we’ve had enough
We see it all we see it now
We’ve got the eyes of the tiger
You liar
Dancing through the fire
Cause you ain’t our Champion
And we’re tired of hearing you Boor
Cause you just been lying
And you’re no damn Champion
Now we don’t wanna hear you Boor!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
We’re not listening you Boor!
Now the Trump empire is gonna die
Those singing in court sure to earn you stripes
You went from Hero to being Zero
You want us down but now we’re up
Get ready cause we’ve had enough
You hear our voice, best fear that sound
We undermine your very ground
You want us down but now we’re up
Get ready cause we’ve had enough
We see it all, we see it now
We’ve got the eyes of a tiger, we’re fighters
You’ve no way through this fire cause you ain’t no champion
And you’re going to hear us Roar
You liar…
You’ve been a lying
And you ain’t no champion
Done listening you Boor!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Done listening to this Boor!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
(You hear us Trump?)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Stop being such a Boor!
Mmmmnh… etc…
WTF? Cracked still in exists? I though Cracked slit it's wrists back when they fired D. O'b.
Youre not funny. Get back in your grave, Cracked.
"Is your daughter battling Carnage?" I'm glad I wasn't taking a drink when I heard that.
hell yeah RFTB
she venom on my symbiote until i carnage 37:57
Ima be real, funniest shit on this YouTube channel.
Happy Fuckable Parent of Any Gender Day to Donovan.
Gray didn’t actually make the Minions. They’ve been around since prehistoric times and are pledged to serve the most evil person alive, whoever that happens to be at the time. They served Napoleon Bonaparte (curious that the creators of the Minions wade into politics a bit by deciding that Napoleon was the most evil man alive but like not any of his monarchic opponents, including the British empire), but when they failed him (as they ultimately failed all of their masters) during the Russian campaign, Bonaparte had them frozen in ice. This is pretty important to Minion lore, because otherwise you’d have the Minions administering the Belgian Congo for King Leopold and carrying out the Holocaust for Hitler. Gru removed them from their icy prison.
great episode, only complaint: not enough venom talk
Walter
Yeah, koalas have chlamydia and it can be spread to people through contact with urine or feces. So stay away unless you want to explain to people how you got an STD from one.