The first trailer dropped for the fifth Indiana Jones movie and it didn’t look particularly good. In fact it just felt sad. There will always be three movies only for me.
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The title just makes me think of “Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny”.
Ah, Raiders… The movie that is completely and utterly pointless, because the story isn’t affected in any way by the main character.
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Why is it that Harrison Ford begged for Han Solo to be killed off yet keeps doing this shit with Indiana Jones?
He will come across some woman in the movie and she will be like: My name is Indiana …Indiana Jones 😀 I will continue after your dead 😀
First thumbs down I've ever given you Az. Had to do it. Criticising 'Return Of The Jedi' is utterly unacceptable.
Never, EVER criticise the original trilogy. You should be cast into the great pit of carkoon Immediately.
I remember the old PS2 game Indiana Jones And The Fate Of Atlantis… great game, great title and great story. This was better than both KOTCS and now this new one by all accounts.
There was a 4th film, but it was a game, Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, highly recommend if no one has played it
Harrison Ford seems a bit of a twat TBH… he was sitting outside a pub restaurant in North Shields when he was in the north east filming. A friend of mine took his picture from a distance, they didn't bother him or anything… they kept their distance. He walked over in a rage and demanded they delete the photo right now! I thought it wasn't a crime to take pictures in public.
I was traumatized by Temple Of Doom in the theatre at a tender age. This is much worse.
Do we get a cameo from Bill and Ted?
"Raiders of the Superior Old I.P."
There is only 3
It looks like a complete pile of CGI garbage. What happened to proper movie making?
I hope they have a black woman James Bond just to make people like you cry.
Ford looks great for being 80 years old, the digitally ge again looks okay, but I’m not sure it was really that needed. Id reather see his real face and suspend my disbaelfie that see a computer altered face the whole move. That goes for any actor/actresss.
"Wokes, why did it have to be wokes!"
Faces looking like a ps4 game..
Yes a 80 year old doing this stuff lol poor guy is 30 chalk.
Do we really need a third Indiana jones movie about n*zis? Seems really hated ass they needed content said “the n*zis work last time, how we get them into the story?” “ I know time travel”
I wonder if in a different universe ford could have been a good BOND. Seems like maybe he’s not quite as suave though as some of the other bond actors.
Look D.O.A
Does Ford need a new radial engine for his DHC-2 Beaver, is that why he's doing this? Hard pass on the Soap of Destiny.
I actually like Crystal Skull! There, I said it. Sure, it's not as good as, say Raiders, but it was still fun. And if you compare it to the stuff being churned out nowadays it is even better. I also don't mind Indy being old, as he was never super-young. My concern (apart from the shite name): is Indy going to have to make way for Phoebe Waller Bridge's character? Please God, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! However, even with their appalling recent track record, I suspect Disney won't have the balls to have Indy blinked out of history. If they do – unleash hell!
Dude… do what I've been doing. Just pretend that everything Kathleen Kennedy has been responsible for doesn't exist.
The “Indy” movies are over.
I don’t think I can bring myself to see it. After their treatment of the OG Star Wars crew, I don’t wanna see what they’ll do to Indiana Jones. I like the director, but I don’t want this to be a Logan style film and ending. Indiana Jones ended with him riding off into the sunset with his father, Brody, and Sallah. It was a fantastic and happy ending to the series and that's how I intend to remember it.
Are they just going to pretend the son thing never happened as well or…?
Why didn't Harrison Ford just say, 'No, I'm good.'
There's no way he needs money. He could sell a pair of shoes and pay for a years worth of crashing planes.
I don't get it.
Remember when the first Jurassic World came out and was a huge hit and everyone thought Chris Pratt was gonna be the next Indiana Jones? Good times……
The only reason I would want to see an 80 year old Indiana is if its a cameo where he's talking to a young Richard Croft and meets his daughter, Lara.
Sound like Woke cashgrab with BS no name women hero and way to old , to tired Indiana Jhones
I didn't like the Crystal Skull film…but it wasn't a disgraceful franchise killer. It didn't humiliate the lead character. This Dial of Destiny sounds shocking…I pray I'm wrong.
Harrison Ford is in movies to make money. He's very good at it. But he's not in love with any franchise that he's involved with. He doesn't understand fandom. I can respect that. I stop short of calling him a sell out as he's NEVER stood out for fans or franchises. Good on him – wish him all the best but HARD PASS for me on any of this stuff. I'm not looking forward to his MCU appearance either. Until Disney renounces and PROVES they can entertain without Preaching – HARD PASS. They are feeling the heat of fans fed up with the lack of respect for the audience (customers).
The Young Indy series from the 90s was good once you got to his teenage years.
I agree with you AZ for the most part. I do think though that the Indiana Jones character could still live on in the way of a James Bond possibly. They could have done something with the old Indiana Jones, played by Harrison Ford, but not one that is still active physically, but is playing the role of the mentor. Find a new MALE lead to take his place and build a story around him passing the torch. I would be down for something like that – it has a lot of possibilities. It would take some talented writing for sure….but it would be better than an aged version of Indiana IMO. Now if, as you hinted and suspect, they are indeed doing that with a new female Indiana…it is doomed to failure. No one wants to see a female Indiana Jones or 007 except maybe for people who like identifying with different pronouns.
I think they should have made Indy 5 more of a heist movie with Indy gathering a team and planning everything and then letting the action be done by the younger team members. That would respect geh fact that Ford is 80 years old.
An eighty-odd year old man as an action hero in 2022 is silly. But an eighty-odd year old man as an action hero in the 1960s is outrageous. When I was a kid 60-70 year olds were considered old (and they looked old) but eighty year olds were super old back then and this was nowhere near that long ago…
I can actually recommend the Young Indiana Jones TV show, if you go into it with the mindset that the episodes will be nothing like the movies. Remember that Indiana Jones said in Raiders that he doesn't believe in superstition, so it wouldn't make sense for supernatural elements to be in the show. Rather, they focus on the historic context that Indy grew up in, with almost every episode having a different historic figure as a guest star. It's edutainment, but good edutainment.
For those that had any hope of the rumors being false… now Paramount+ has edited out the narration scenes of Old Indiana Jones in The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles… Now why would they do that if they weren't planning to kill off Indy in the Dial of Destiny via time travel? Time to start pirating the classics folks… Even the streaming platforms are re-writing history to push the agenda.
He belongs in a museum